*sleeps in Jinkx Monsoon*

whats the deal with juiceboxes.  too much box not enough juice

for sale: baby shoes never worn. kid was born bigger than anticipated. absolutely jacked. real renaissance man.

you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

Reblog this and put what your phone background in the tags

another one of the funniest things i’ve ever heard: a few of my friends in middle school made a project for drama class where they made a fake game show and the host character’s catchphrase was “try to win. but remember: you might don’t!”

That’s such a relief actually. 

Want that keep a picture of you in my wallet type of love

i just astral projected back to 2009

anyone else here uhhhh love women a whole lot