"came back wrong" but it's from work

every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event

girl who is normal voice: calling off off work is so humiliating. why wasn't i stronger

no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk

its gonna be ok you dumb piece of shit

the christian veneration of the lamb has always been terrifying to me in ways i can’t explain

here’s this figure that is vulnerable and easily abused and what’s admirable about it is that it doesn’t fight back and it doesn’t try to defend itself and it’s suffering is noble because it just sits there and takes it. pain is beautiful when you surrender to pain, suffering is godly when you don’t question or try to protect yourself and survival is ugly… like it is just me or is anybody else’s fucking skin crawling rn!!

the thing about writing is that it's very hard unless you have to leave the house in 15 minutes or perhaps go to bed

“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism

i'm trying to save money but oh my god. jesus christ

it actually feels good as fuck to tilt your head at a slight angle when you don't understand something. the animals were right

@ people who carry bags everywhere what do you put in them what is there to bring other than chapstick, keys, phone and maybe a tampon why are you packing a suitcase to be outside for 5 hours

"never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm" is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it's never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm