We All Fall Down

Apology accepted.

Great.

What reason would I even have to threaten you? Please clue me into it because I don’t understand. It wasn’t threatening, it was playfulness and it would help if you weren’t so uptight about a casual conversation. Not everyone’s out to get you, Bridgitte. Not I, at least.

I was just messing with you, why are you such in a bad mood? 

Because it’s irritating.

I don’t know, I’m thinking you’d deserve some more than just a broken heart. That became a little cliche over the years. Someone as beautiful as you– well, that asks for something more spectacular, doesn’t it?

Is that a bit of a threat I’m sensing? I’m not one to be made a fool of.

Fair point…Sorry if I made the class unbearable for you though.

It’s fine. I’ll survive.

Maybe, maybe not. How’d I be supposed to know?

From the numerous hearts that have been broken with it.

Not really, but I’ll take into consideration for whenever I may value your opinion.

Look, you’re getting better.

Or I can just wait until you realize you can’t deny your undying love for me any longer.

Love? Now isn’t that a heavy word.

If you don’t want to be badly enough, then transfer?

Because that would require effort that I don't feel like exerting.

Is this about you losing that tennis game to me last year? No one likes a sore loser, Bri.

Hardly. There was so many other things going on then Ellie. A stupid game means nothing.

Whatever makes you feel better about yourself, darling. Really, it’s all the same to me.

Honey, I think you should be giving yourself that advice.

Now, don’t leave me hanging!

You’ll have to work for it dear.

How I wish they were just comments, maybe the sight of you wouldn’t be so repugnant. Kind of like 2008 Britney Spears.

Keep going dear, try finding a proper insult. These are nothing more than sad attempts by a fifth grader.

Like a bedroom, for instance?

Who knows.

I think it was pretty hilarious, kinda like the moustache you’ve got growing.

Keep going curls, you’ve really got something to prove after all those pathetic comments. Moustaches and back hair... Not very interesting. They just don’t stick.

Ah, half a compliment! I like where this is going.

I’m sure this could go a lot of places.

And you’d know everything about walking the walk right, what with walking the street corner. You can go shave your back hair now, sweetie.

Wow, was that a hard insult to think of? Or are you naturally that dumb.