On the wing.

Yes!

This hit me hard.

it’s time

adslkjfslkjfd’d too hard not to reblog.

The Mask in The Mask is Norse. This is Aztec. I’d be more worried about vampires…

And boom.

“As fuck” has become a universal unit of measurement

This post is true as fuck

Your DNA contains million years of software updates.

Me.

If someone is excited about something and you make them feel stupid for feeling excited about it, you are officially the worst type of person.

The best thing on internet today

My dad works at Home Depot and this one customer came in trying to return a lawnmower that wouldn’t start. Another employee asked the customer if he had put any gas in it and the customer was outraged, yelling that they should have told him it needed gas (it was in the manual) and the employee told him “Well it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams, sir.” That pissed the guy off more so he called the manager all “Can you believe this guy!? He told me it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams!” and the manager just said “Well, it doesn’t.”

Imagine going to a restaurant, ordering a burger, and when you take a bite a huge metal spike stabs you in the cheek and drags you into outer space. Being a fish must be terrifying as fuck.

Holy shit