Hello, and wolcome to... Stupid Thoughts That Popped into my Head: VOL 1
Entry 1:
Wood oven pizza?
No, I don't think it would.
Entry 2:
"Guactopus."
"What?"
"Guactopus."
Entry 3:
Humpty Dumpty did not fall off that wall, but perhaps it would have been better if he did. For as time passed, the thing inside Humpty Dumpty grew and festered. Humpty Dumpty lived his life completely unaware of the gruesome fate that was to befall him. It started with a single crack. A peak into the world beyond Humpty's shell. But once the thing inside caught a glimpse of the light, it wanted more. It wanted out. The thing pried at Humpty's body from the inside, widening the crack. All Humpty Dumpty could do was scream in horror and pain as he was ripped to pieces by the thing inside. Breaking, tearing, until the thing inside became the thing outside. Humpty was left in pieces in the middle of the kingdom. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again.
Entry 4:
A pirate captain watches an enemy ship sail away, filled with heeps of gold from his ship. The attack was brutal to moral, but few were hurt.
"They thought they got got everything," the pirate captain said. "But they missed a spot."
The captain lifts up his eyepatch to show a large diamond in place of where the eye should be.
"Eye, matey!"
