La vie est dolce

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

Reminds me of a late 80s or early 90s anime ending theme.

God his voice is so deep even this fast he hasn’t hit ‘chipmunk’ vocals

My brother was trying to talk to me and playing this made him stop talking multiple times

it must suck to do an assassinate and have everyone cheering you on and hyping you up cuz you can’t tell anyone you did it. you have to keep that information to yourself.

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!

is there a reason for this? like is this part of a strike or something im not aware of? 

Ralph, pick a number between 1 and 10

four of course because it’s my lucky number

Good cause that’s your IQ

happy anniversary to the post that ruined my life

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

tonguefucking her raphe line brings me salvation

Spiritual sibling to the midnight train going anywhere.

She took the midday bus going nowhere in particular

Official ominous sign

this post has haunted me for like 3 years. every time i start to think i imagined it, it shows up on my dash again and then immediately disappears into the ether for another 17 months

This photo looks like it was taken at somebody’s aunt’s house in Boca Raton in 2002

Shadow blend

"Yeah everyone goes into the labyrinth with homoerotic intent but the minotaur was raised all alone in the labyrinth. It wasn't socialized yk. So it's like, an incel. Yeah it hates women and gay people. People go in trying to fuck it and it just says slurs. Then they get mad bc it's like, harder to romanticize that. It throws them off their rhythm and the minotaur just kills them with a big axe. Then it goes back to listening to some podcast about masculinity or whatever."

"Oh Medusa? She's chill. She's not like, a metaphor for anything. I think she's just a lesbian with BPD."