Let's (not) do this!

You specifically understand

if you’re expecting to be in a blood pact/oath situation please just pick up some sterile finger lancets from the pharmacy. cannot stress this all enough.

it’s also a common misconception that vampire saliva is antiseptic. Vampires spread that myth on purpose. They also CAN cross running water. Make them bathe and brush their teeth!!!!

comparing your human lover’s body to an inanimate utensil & misreading this as a PSA for the vampire’s safety rather than the human’s. smh vampires continue to be so toxic 🤦🏼‍♀️

That's why I've come up with a new plan: I will go back in time and replaced all the mustard gas with aerosolized estrogen.

the weekend's here

(For context this is a male rescue cat who climbed into an incubator full of orphaned kittens and went mine now)

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

I am in love with Clara 😭

Clara trusts me enough to show me different parts of her body like her belly. show me her mouth and allow me to touch all of those teeth. —right? can you turn and show them all of your teeth? good job!— So we work really hard on being able to look over their entire bodies, and progress those behaviors to things like voluntary blood draws, ultrasounds, teeth brushing, and radiographing. —right? yeah!— But the biggest thing is we find what they find reenforcing and they show us that. and that includes hugs. —right?— And Clara has shown us that she really seems to enjoy tactile, so I give her this hand signal and she will show me what part of her body she wants rubbed. So, right now she wants a big noogie —right? good.— and sometimes what I will do is I’ll make her head a little pancake. or then I’ll rub her side and then she snuggles right in. —huh? huh! good girl thats very nice, good.— And then like I said, she would climb right on my lap and allow me to continue giving her tactile.

the disclaimer: not romanticising drugs. i didn’t believe y’all have the money or the will to be putting literal cocaine in your lipgloss so i found it funny and put it in a harmless moodboard