Astonishingly Accurate Astrology

Meh.

I’m glad. You’re very welcome.

Bees.

Bees?

Astrological signs have little to no bearing on donations of organs, blood, and other physical components. Research has found that donated organs have a slightly better chance to take if they are transferred between signs of the same element (e.g. if an earth sign Taurus donates his kidney to an earth sign Capricorn), but overall the differences are marginal and cannot replace the tests and preparations undertaken by qualified medical professionals.

then you (cancer) are in a relationship with a pisces. your facebook status may change accordingly.

Unless you’re asking me if you can still kill older Cancer people for their meat, in which case my answer is actually still no, or at least I would not recommend it. Cancer meat is already fairly difficult to work with, and age definitely doesn’t do it any favours either. There is no harm in using the meat of older Cancer people, but it probably won’t make for a satisfying meal, so if you can I suggest you look for another sign, or slaughter that Cancer while they’re still young.

You stuff the Pisces meat inside the Gemini, like a turducken. It’s a very good combination for the holiday season.

And goats don’t lay eggs, so the answer to that is decidedly no.

I’m sorry, this blog is only dedicated to plain Western astrology. For Spaghetti Western you will need to find a different expert.

Yes, I was the person who inspired them to create their blog in the first place. I don’t actually know if that is true, but it feels like a really good guess, since I am amazing and inspire everybody.

And no, you do not inherently have to be worried. One week is not necessarily a long time for radio silence, and people can get busy or tied up in other matters. In your situation a “hi, how’s it going” of sorts should not be enough to grievously violate somebody’s need for space, unless that person has already decided that they do not want you in their space in any capacity at all.

They are, however, very skilled stunt drivers, and excel at steering their cars precisely and swiftly at high speeds and under difficult conditions. They will emerge from most car chases victorious, and will be pleased with this accomplishment.

No, the pooping cat speaks from my soul. It says everything I desire to say, and does it so much more eloquently and beautifully than I ever could with my own words.

You just told me that he deliberately tries to hurt your feelings, so my thoughts on that is that you should kick his sorry ass to the curb. Relationships, no matter if romantic or platonic, should enrich and improve your life, not make it more dramatic and stressful.

So I would be hesitant to voice my thoughts to begin with, but in this particular case my knowledge of the work you ask about is also not sufficiently in-depth to attempt a guess either way.