bitch who used to hate anime but now simps at them

Hakkai gets all blushy whenever you land on the same place as him, he just really likes your piece next to his. Mitsuya would facepalm because literally what the fuck. He'll even go as far to adjust your piece correctly, so it doesn't fling across the room.

Draken might be the only casual player, he smiles whenever he makes a small accomplishment in the game, he'll only lose his cool whenever someone accuses him of cheating.

Speaking of cheating, oh my god, there are two separate groups of people, the members who absolutely hate cheating, and will scream, and fight if someone tries something, and the people who cheat, thinking it's fun, or can get away with it. Though, Angry, Hakkai, Draken, Takemitchy, and Pah will literally not give a shit unless they're mentioned in the drama, and instead would get ticked off, waiting for the drama to end.

Chifuyu will for the life of him, not cheat, unless Baji asks him too. If Baji isn't cheating, he will call a bitch out for doing something.

Baji💀💀Baji is fucking switching pieces with people who aren't paying attention, to make him closer to the place he wants to be. If anyone notices, he'll yell at them and threaten to beat the fuck out of them for like ten minutes.

You and Smiley would steal money from the bank, and from other people, hiding it in Nahoya's hair. No because instead of screaming at them when you two get accused, you're both shaking your head, looking so offended.

"YOU TWO ARE FUCKING STEALING MONEY!😡😡" Peh-yan would scream his head off. Nahoya is shaking his head, counting over his money.

"Chill we didn't even do anything💀😭," Nahoya would assure with a smile, and nod.

"(Y/N) I am going to fucking flip this board tell the truth😐," Mikey would threaten lowly, making you just stare at him, hand on your chest.

"We literally don't even know how to play this game, we are losing how are we cheating💀😟😇"

Now, you two would always say that exact excuse, you two played this shit over ten times now.

Peh-yan wouldn't really care unless the cheating affects him, or Pah. Can't let anyone slide, would flip the board if they don't admit to the cheating.

Mikey flips the board so many times, Mitsuya glued the shit to the floor, and takes pictures each turn to remember where everyone's pieces are just in case the board tries to be flipped.

Mitsuya can't do this shit anymore. He honestly lost track of all the money the sixth rotation.

This is only the beginning, six rotations are nothing, there's probably going to be about 100.

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Mikey landing on the place he finally wanted, the orphanage. "Can I buy this place? (Y/N) you don't mind me stealing your home?" He'll smile at you, already grabbing his money out. Knowing damn well you don't live in an actual orphanage. You'll reach across and strangle him.

Baji made his house 2000 dollars to buy, and made Hakkai's 2 dollars. The shade will never go unseen by Hakkai, nobody wants to own his house. If Yuzuha comes by and sees this shit, she'll kick the board in half until the property gets changed into more money, instead of making it the shitty place.

Angry gets so happy when he can finally buy houses, and put them on his properties. The thing is, Souya doesn't like making people pay extra each time they land on his property, he just likes pretending that he actually owns the place irl, having his piece dance around the house.

Cheating will happen again, Baji will take hotels without asking, placing them down on properties he doesn't even fucking own. It doesn't make sense, at this point everyone ignores whatever the fuck Baji is doing except for Chifuyu.

If you politely ask Mitsuya for money each time you pass Go, he'll give you extra. :) Unless you're an animal like Baji, everyone gets the extra 100. Literally the only time Toman is smiling happily during the game.

Takemichi gets bankrupted so fucking fast, and gets kicked out of the game, now he's in his own little corner, sulking. Nahoya robbed his money earlier in the game without him witnessing it.

You double with Nahoya all the damn time, you two have properties right next to each other, so when you get hotels with all of the money you two fucking stole, people will have a higher chance on landing on them, resulting into you two sharing the money, not letting each other go bankrupt. You two asked if Souya wanted to join in on this, but Souya wanted to play fair.

You know what, Mikey sees through this shit, and gets so pissed💀.

"Why the fuck are you smiling, huh? Why are you fucking smiling, why do you think cheating is so funny? It's not. It's literally not funny at all. We should vote to kick you out," he'll point to Nahoya. Even with the vote, Nahoya still stands in the game💀💀.

Nahoya keeps laughing under his breath, he's just trying to make this shit more fun.

Souya would land on the space that allows him to pick up more money. Mikey was next to the space, and got pissed when he couldn't land on it. "I know you didn't just happen to land on that, Angry-"

"ARE YOU CALLING MY BROTHER A CHEATER?!" Smiley would tighten his smile, staring at Mikey's IGNORANCE.

You and Hakkai are like "😯😯😯".

"Well I didn't call him a winner🙄."

Baji and Chifuyu on the other side are like "💀💀💀"

Souya is on the verge of crying, Mikey is forced to apologize, Souya would act like he wasn't about to cry.

Draken is so satisfied with the places he has, so when he goes bankrupt, he doesn't feel bad at all, unless someone is cheating him out of it. Afterwards, he'll help out Mikey, telling him strategies. This makes Mikey almost unstoppable because they're teaming.

Somehow Mitsuya only has like one property, he wasn't paying attention to the actual game. Hakkai shares some of his properties with him instead.

If Mikey lands on a property that you got from cheating, he'll get so pissed. You're laughing at him, waiting for him to hand you his money, instead he's silently cursing. "This is why you're fucking adopted-"

"(Y/N) ain't adopted yet💀😂😰😂😂😂😂"

"😐😐😐"

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"Can we start over, this game is fucking stupid," Baji would only say this if he's about to go bankrupt, everyone knows this, telling him to stfu.

Chifuyu probably has the most money, and is doing his best. He'll pass some of his money to Baji, and if you look broke enough, he'll even slide you a couple of hundreds.

"Let's bet real money," Nahoya would suggest right after Pah finally gets eliminated. Everyone who got out is fucking yelling at him, saying it's no fair because they weren't 'playing at their best ability' with actual money on the line.

Y'all still bet real money anyways. Mikey is so sure he'll win that he puts 100 dollars in the middle. You do the same, wanting to show him up, sliding a dollar extra. Nahoya's broke ass puts 10 dollars in. Same with Chifuyu. Souya puts a few dollars extra, feeling shy now because Nahoya got laughed at for only putting 10 in. Mitsuya puts jack shit in he wants this to be over already.

Baji is staring at everyone like😬. He'll put a coin in the middle💀.

After an hour of endless taunting, screaming, and crying, Chifuyu ends up winning all the money. He also ends up giving it all back because you need to pay rent, and Mikey can't believe this shit and assumes Chifuyu cheated.

Nahoya Kawata (Smiley):

Oh god, when he's at the beach, he's there to have the time of his life. Nahoya will want to do every damn thing with you there, even if some of them things are really questionable.

He'll also try to force Angry in the ocean, Angry won't budge from under his umbrella.

Nahoya would play beach volleyball, and each time the ball is being passed to him, or being sent towards him, he's always getting the ball caught in his hair, or it just smacks him right in the forehead. If he does manage to hit it, he breaks the ball with his heavy fist, and it blows in the ocean.

You have to watch when he goes in the ocean, his hair will get all in his face, you keep insisting for him to let you tie it up, but he keeps denying. Until he gets a crab stuck in his head. Will scream his head off, shaking his head all over the place, everyone's fucking cracking up, and you're risking your fingers by digging your hand inside.

Nahoya will also compliment you the whole time, telling you how good you look in your bathing suit. Will bring a big ass floaty thing, it's like a pink banana, he kept telling both you and Angry about how it looks like a dick.

Toman boys will push it in the ocean and tie him on it, sending him out in the ocean, far, far away. You have to comfort Angry that he'll eventually come back, some day.

You have to end up going in to save him before he gets eaten by sharks.

"(Y/N)! You came to save me!" He smiled, puckering his lips out for a kiss. Instead you leave him to kiss the palm of your hand.

"Yeah, yeah, I only came because you owe me for making me buy this dumbass floaty, and you almost made Souya cry-"

"My hero!!!"

Being at the beach with Nahoya - 9/10, it's all fun and games until he's deep at sea.

Souya Kawata (Angry):

Souya, he doesn't really like the beach. You have to push him to go along with Nahoya, telling him everyone's gonna be there.

Can't stand the ocean, he thinks it's really scary, and dirty, he'll stay under the umbrella the whole time, finding something else to do.

Souya asks for you to tie his hair back, since it's so hot. You keep joking around with him, calling him "pineapple head". If he's being asked to play volleyball, he'll only do it if you, and Smiley join in on it.

He'll apologize each time he misses the ball, or when he tosses it in Nahoya's hair. Hakkai is on the team too, and you all complain that they apologize to the other side way too much.

Souya actually really likes making sand castles, and will shyly ask if you want to help him out with it. You two will build an entire empire. If it gets kicked by anyone on accident, that probably being either Baji, or Draken and Mikey together, you are so fucking ready to beat some ass.

Likes collecting seashells, mainly for the sand castles, but he'll give the real pretty ones to you. You'll keep the blue ones you find, and put them in a jar just to give to Souya afterwards, and he loves it so much. He also looks like a grumpy child building a sand castle, and bystanders will think he's ready to beat you up💀. He would never🙄.

Don't forget to put sunscreen on him, his skin gets really burnt from the sun. Souya gets all blushy when you rub it on his back, and shoulders.

If you go out in the ocean with the others, he'll get anxious, he doesn't want you to drown by some sea monster, or get chomped on by a shark. If it looks like you're somehow drowning in the ocean, you are definitely not, he will run over, grab the dick looking floaty, and toss it to you for you to grab. 

"(Y/N)! Don't die!! Grab this!!" He'll yell, trying to pull you in.

"Souya, I'm two feet in the fucking water!"

"O-Oh, still be careful,,"

Being at the beach with Souya - 8/10, no ocean for him, but you both find other things you can do together there.

Kazutora Hanemiya:

Kazutora very much enjoys the beach, he likes watching the others in their glory, and utter stupidity. You're also winning by seeing his hair up in a cute bun.

First thing he'll ask is for sunscreen, he doesn't fuck with that sun, he wants his skin to remain not red. Kazutora is all ticklish with the sunscreen, you'll have to stop rubbing it each two seconds, he's a giggling mess.

He brings a cooler for all the drinks, telling everyone he has it covered, everyone drinks everything, and sends him out to buy more.😭

You pity him enough to join him in buying more drinks. You both don't buy drinks for the next two hours, leaving everyone dehydrated. Instead you're both at the beach giftshops, looking around. He'll buy you a necklace with shells on it, telling you that you'd look pretty with it on.

You feel bad because you bought him an ugly tiki necklace as a joke, but he wears that shit proudly.

If Kazutora sees a dog at the beach, he'll freak out internally, whispering to you that he wants to pet it. Chifuyu is behind him, pushing him to ask. You ask for him, dragging him to the owner. You three end up playing around with the dog for a few minutes in the water. Kazutora will almost cry when the dog has to go home. You pat his back, giving him shoulder kisses.

Kazutora keeps you at the beach till it's fully midnight, and you both walk down the boardwalk together, hand in hand, just enjoying each other's company. Recalls the time back when Toman started, being at the beach with you, and the other guys.

"We should buy a house near here, then we can do this everyday," Kazutora smiles, leaning on you.

"It's because of the dog, isn't it?" You squint your eyes, pinching his hip.

"It is-" you lightly smack his arm, but he continues, "but it would be nice to be with you here all day," he lays a kiss on your hand.

↠ Rindou is probably in the background doing a double-take because was he going insane or did his brother just say that he liked you-

“What?”

“I. Like. You ♡”

↠ Nevermind, Rindou heard it right, it was his brother that was going insane not him.

↠ Got awkward really quickly since Ran just said it out of nowhere and you were most definitely not ready for it. He lets you think about it alone, dragging Rindou away to give you time and space.

↠ Rindou feels like hitting Ran because dammit if you get uncomfortable and stop hanging out with them Rindou’s going to rage. He quite likes you! You’re an acceptable company compared to fangirls and terrified classmates.

↠ Speaking of Rindou, he doesn’t give a single shit if his brother goes on a date with you. He’s only interested if there’s a chance that Ran’s going to fail horribly and embarrass himself.

↠ Ran, infact, does not make a single mistake or slip on your very first date. He may act chill but he’s really dreading the possibility that you’ll hate him and decide that he isn’t the one after the first date.

↠ He’ll take you on those casual dates that can be mistaken as a simple friendship hangout if he wasn’t holding your hand and looking at you as if you were the reason why the sky opened up when you aren’t aware.

↠ He’ll kiss you in front of your door when he walks you home after the date. (And if you don’t live alone, your roommate / family will definitely walk out and end up seeing lolol.)

↠ Ran really really loves teasing you. He just loves seeing you blush bright red or look away in embarrassment (sometimes even covering your face). He just feels like swooning every single time because he finds you so adorable.

↠ Really loves rousing you.

↠ Entertains you with little games when the two of you are bored (e.g. I spy and even Chopsticks).

↠ You and Rindou are going to be close. Closer than when the three of you were just simple friends. It’s as if you and Rindou are siblings now.

↠ It’s probably because Ran loves his brother so much.

↠ The two of you are in charge of scolding and teasing Rindou, as well as making sure that he isn’t exerting himself and that he’s still taking care of himself when Ran isn’t looking.

↠ Ran will get so offended if you take Rindou’s side (which is most of the time).

“Seriously, Y/n? Who’s your boyfriend, me or Rindou?”

“Don’t listen to him, Y/n. He may be your boyfriend but I’m the better friend here.”

↠ Sometimes, Rindou gives you a look of pity.

“Why’d you have to get stuck with Ran? Are you sure about this, Y/n? If he’s threatening you to be with him or anything, tell me and I’ll find a way to help you out?”

↠ Ran will definitely smack the back of his head when he hears that before he goes to pout and whine to you because no way you’re only staying with him because he likes you and the feelings aren’t reciprocated.

↠ Randomly picks you up and spins you around when he’s irritated or he feels like goofing around.

↠ Does little things to make you happy. Doesn’t even mention it so sometimes you aren’t aware that it was his doing or that it wasn’t by luck.

↠ He’ll teach you how to cook and feeds you his cooking whenever he can. It’s just one of the little things he does for you.

↠ Ran lets you braid his hair !!

↠ You commented about his dye before, asked why it was like that, he didn’t tell you anything; he only gave you a blank look so you left it at that.

↠ Since the brothers are really close, just like how Ran will fight anyone who hurt Rindou’s s/o, Rindou will also fight anyone that lays a hand on you.

↠ It’s like one big family and no one is allowed to touch their respective S/o’s or else they’re going to die.

↠ Was convinced that you need to bring weapons with you. You know, just for safety. It’s never bad to be ready.

“Ran, these are metal batons.”

“Sweetie, batons are supposed to be made of metal.”

“But I might end up killing someone ??”

“Even better.”

↠ According to him, if they dared to touch you or hit on you, then they deserved to die.

↠ Gets jealous really easily that it’s almost impossible.

↠ He isn’t lenient on people that hits on you, especially if they know or at least have an inkling that you already have him by your side.

↠ They’ll be talking to you and if Ran has a feeling that they’re genuinely interested on you then it won’t even take any longer than a minute before he snaps and pounces.

↠ Rindou has to lead you away or at least redirect your attention from the merciless beating happening just a few feet away.

↠ It’s honestly a little scary being the s/o of one of the Haitani’s (especially the oldest) but once everyone finally understood that you aren’t going away any time soon, it got a little easier to breathe since they just got used to having you around and avoiding you.

↠ Calls you little nicknames, sometimes to make sure that everyone knows you’re already his.

↠ Ran actually listens to and respects you.

↠ If you tell him that you don’t want to do something, then he’ll respect that and stop whatever he’s trying to coax you to do, opting to do something else with you instead.

↠ Really likes kissing you on random occasions. Has almost zero shame.