Utter Bullshit

but your mouth is soooo untainted.

I don't know whether to be glad or embarrassed by that

I dont need to be sober, or not-sober. No matter which way I’m headed, you’re still a fuckass. 

do you want a medal or something

yes, and my medal should be those pretty little lips around my cock.

im sure you can find someone else for that

I dont need to be sober, or not-sober. No matter which way I’m headed, you’re still a fuckass. 

do you want a medal or something

let’s be real stan. you have all the time. all the time in the world. 

But if I’m with you, I’ll be wasting time.

I'm too sober to be dealing with your shit, craig

let’s be real stan. you have all the time. all the time in the world. 

But if I'm with you, I'll be wasting time.

whatever

do you wanna ;DDDDDD

i don't have time for this

I need a drink

update: there is no alcohol in the house