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local bitch decides to daydream instead of getting a degree

remember to pay your respects to those pretending to be straight today

All food service workers should 100% be entitled to free ass meals on the job. Not discounted, not half off. Free.

“What’s your spirit animal?” We’re white Rebecca we don’t have spirit animals ask me what my fursona is like you meant to ask u fucking coward

“makeup actually expires!!!” not if it costs more than $5 it doesnt

It expires when its empty

i spent 30 bucks on eye goop i am keeping it till i die

my blood is glowstick juice. thats why all my bones crack when i move.

Explains how you bring light to everything around you too.

mike’s hard chamomile tea