secret gardens in my mind

if you've ever applied for a job you deserve 50 million dollars in financial compensation

and i hope it's so fucking shitty in the stupid ass black dog right now

here is a star for everyone who’s not feeling their best today (🌟)

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

I do think that when a female celebrity has a less famous (and less rich) boyfriend and the internet makes a big deal out of her probably paying for more stuff by saying that automatically makes him a deadbeat loser that is in fact still just sexism. like can you people not just be normal about the concept of women having their own money in a relationship

i hate it when the ball is in my court get that shit out of here

people in fiction are always making plans like "how about tuesday?" and then leaving without elaborating. what time? where? do you even have each other's numbers? deeply stressful