secret gardens in my mind

dump your stupid boyfriend get your ass online and scroll past my post

tshirt that says NO ONE KNOWS I EXPERIENCE DESIRE

basically i'm a late in life life-enjoyer so if it seems like i approach all the recent situations i get into like i'm new on earth that's why

if you've ever applied for a job you deserve 50 million dollars in financial compensation

and i hope it's so fucking shitty in the stupid ass black dog right now

here is a star for everyone who’s not feeling their best today (🌟)

I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

I do think that when a female celebrity has a less famous (and less rich) boyfriend and the internet makes a big deal out of her probably paying for more stuff by saying that automatically makes him a deadbeat loser that is in fact still just sexism. like can you people not just be normal about the concept of women having their own money in a relationship