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idk how id survive without water <3

You wouldnt

haha. i feel like that sometimes too. glad someone loves water as much as i do :)

No you seriously couldn’t survive without water, it’s something that everyone needs. WE HAVE TO HAVE IT TO LIVE YOU FUCKING RETARD

reblog if you feel the same way about water!

“Normal Bad Boy” I’m going to be a Team Rocket grunt…

Long stump? So like… A tree?

dexter is one emotionally manipulative ass show

also dexter himself is a big fucking baby who uses the fact that he’s a serial killer to avoid confronting his own emotions. he just mopes and pouts about how he “doesn’t have any feelings”. cry me a river dude, i’m not buying it

yeah and his sister’s always annoying him. just let him do his experiments, it’s his laboratory after all.

it’s actually about destroying tumblr staff

friendly reminder that it’s digusting to holler at the missing toothbrush government ༼ノ◕ヮ◕༽ノ︵┻━┻

behold my unlimited women