Mx Showtime!

according to my *honks nose* clownculations, fish live in salt water because pepper makes them sneeze

who wanna........honk clown noses together

aand show's over for tonight, sweet dreams everyone!!

update we couldn't sleep, i just thought about the times where we were at carnivals (and i was most likely fronting because no other alter would be so excited at a carnival that xey fall and scrape its knee, and still be the epitome of the word hyperactive) also i made tea and took some ibuprofen for this headache so i'm not as grumpy, just really tired

frontstuck and i'm tired, so we're taking a nap

bumps into a wall, falls down and gets stars spinning around my head like a cartoon character

I FEEL LIKE I CAN DO A BACKFLIP

why is it called oolong tea? because it makes you go "oo it's long"

making everyone laugh at my (very bad) jokes to distract from the fact that im actually a terrible person ★(⁠◠⁠‿⁠◕⁠)

i think someone laughing at my jokes for once would really make my day better (make me feel higher than others for like a minute)