Living On

these are my kittens, yes they meow weird, but they are mine. i found them all on my own. they are my ohana. back the fuck off camera.

Oh jeez!!

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?” And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen

I think its dumb that adults tell young people that they’re too young to know their sexuality and that ‘its just a phase’ but they expect them to know their education, career and life plans already

Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.

are you canadian

“how to get annoyed at absolutely nothing” a book written by me