No. 1 Dog Fan

no offense to OP but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen like do u ever see a gif of a boy driving his sister to her death and immediately think “wow I wish he would look at ME like that”

"Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed gamestop shareholders."

Sharks live in salt water because pepper water would make them sneeze

I’m perpetually pleasantly surprised by how fun it is to say “shosple colupis”

i slightly edited these and put my name on them (finally…….) please reblog this post and not the repost that i see from time to time. it has like a bazilion notes!! makes me sad

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Bi culture: Being attracted to women with short hair and men with long hair

 also bi culture: being attracted to soft cute men and buff intimidating women

I’ve been reading through the notes and I just have to say that I absolutely promise, promise, promise you that nobody in the dental surgery is there to judge you, and we’re certainly not mad at you. Cavities happen. Even to dentists. You think your dentist has a mouth full of virgin teeth? Unlikely! They’ve all visited eachother’s surgeries to get a quickie filling (ooh, saucy) between patients. They understand that life can get in the way of oral hygiene sometimes. They understand that life’s too short not to eat chocolate. They understand that you’ve got to live. I swear to you that everyone in that room is just there to help you. Please, please, please don’t stop going to the dentist because you’re worried they’ll be mad at you. It’s really not the case. They understand. It’s fine. It’s really, really fine. Please go to the dentist. I promise you it’s ok.

You would not believe how comforting this is.