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Did You Know That Not Every Villain Needs A Redemption Arc Sometimes People Are Just Bad
(a-demon-within) The incubus has had it with being the bitch. Tonight he stands up and just pins the nearestā oh. He pinned his Engineer to the wall by mistake and pulled away awkwardly, still tense. Fuck.
Acel wandered around the base, looking for the source of that sweet scent only incubiās have. Tuning around the corner, he found Rene pinning the enge to the wall. Finally stepping out of the shadows, he spoke.āSalut, Rene..jou were looking for me?ā He teased, flashing a shit eating smile
Letting the scared Texan go and turning towards Acel with a stressed glare in his eyes, it was obvious Rene isnāt very normal right now.
His muscles are tense with frustration and green eyes carrying a glint of... Something cold. The short laborer ran off in another direction, clearly spooked by this change in behavior of his Spy. ā...Blow me.ā Rene growled in a menacing fashion towards Acel, nostrils flaring out like a beastās.
College Research Paper: āWhat Exactly IS Time?ā
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The RED awoke, discovering that he was bound to a chair in a dark room with one single overhead light above him, illuminating only his face. His ankles were tied to the legs of the chair as well, so he canāt maneuver his body around and cut himself loose. His throat and mouth were dry like the desert, and he realized what happened after three minutes since his awakening. He mustāve been knocked out when he was a few inches from grabbing the BLU briefcase, and dragged into a storage room for an interrogation.
āMerde.ā he coughed dryly.

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I mean Iām still here⦠if anyone wants to hang out⦠we can play baseball or Kung Fu fight or somethingā¦
Kaz throws a punch at Jake. āKung fu bitch, bring it on!ā
Jake blocked the punch with his palm almost without any effort at all. āNice try. Youād be better off playing baseball.ā He kicked him back by the crotch and took out his swords, smiling.
Kaz falls over face first like a moron. That ended faster than expectedā¦
āOh, whatās wrong? A demon canāt beat a simple human at a duel? Oh, whatās everyone gonna think?ā he said tauntingly.
Kaz is gone suddenly.
āBoo.ā Came the Mutter from behind Jake before a swift kick to his upper back. Fucking teleportation?!
He took it like a pro, almost not stumbling at all. āHey! Powers arenāt fair!ā he shouted, grabbing his sword and slashing Kazās face with it.
The blood that just splatters Jakeās face smells and tastes like sulphur. Kaz yelped, pulling back and holding his face in extreme pain. Hell, he hoped the sulphuric blood of his stings in Jakeās eyesā¦
The blood had hit his arm instead, and Jake shouted in pain for a little before pouring medigun fluid over it to heal it. āBetter think about it next time before taking on a ten-year kungfu master.ā
Then he suddenly felt a little guilty. āOh dudeā¦are you okay?ā
By the time Jake asked about his well-being, Kaz was already passed out and beginning to bleed out on the ground.
I mean Iām still here⦠if anyone wants to hang out⦠we can play baseball or Kung Fu fight or somethingā¦
Kaz throws a punch at Jake. āKung fu bitch, bring it on!ā
Jake blocked the punch with his palm almost without any effort at all. āNice try. Youād be better off playing baseball.ā He kicked him back by the crotch and took out his swords, smiling.
Kaz falls over face first like a moron. That ended faster than expectedā¦
āOh, whatās wrong? A demon canāt beat a simple human at a duel? Oh, whatās everyone gonna think?ā he said tauntingly.
Kaz is gone suddenly.
āBoo.ā Came the Mutter from behind Jake before a swift kick to his upper back. Fucking teleportation?!
He took it like a pro, almost not stumbling at all. āHey! Powers arenāt fair!ā he shouted, grabbing his sword and slashing Kazās face with it.
The blood that just splatters Jakeās face smells and tastes like sulphur. Kaz yelped, pulling back and holding his face in extreme pain. Hell, he hoped the sulphuric blood of his stings in Jakeās eyes...
I mean Iām still here⦠if anyone wants to hang out⦠we can play baseball or Kung Fu fight or somethingā¦
Kaz throws a punch at Jake. āKung fu bitch, bring it on!ā
Jake blocked the punch with his palm almost without any effort at all. āNice try. Youād be better off playing baseball.ā He kicked him back by the crotch and took out his swords, smiling.
Kaz falls over face first like a moron. That ended faster than expectedā¦
āOh, whatās wrong? A demon canāt beat a simple human at a duel? Oh, whatās everyone gonna think?ā he said tauntingly.
Kaz is gone suddenly.
āBoo.ā Came the Mutter from behind Jake before a swift kick to his upper back. Fucking teleportation?!
I mean Iām still here⦠if anyone wants to hang out⦠we can play baseball or Kung Fu fight or somethingā¦
Kaz throws a punch at Jake. āKung fu bitch, bring it on!ā
Jake blocked the punch with his palm almost without any effort at all. āNice try. Youād be better off playing baseball.ā He kicked him back by the crotch and took out his swords, smiling.
Kaz falls over face first like a moron. That ended faster than expected...
I mean Iām still here⦠if anyone wants to hang out⦠we can play baseball or Kung Fu fight or somethingā¦
Kaz throws a punch at Jake. āKung fu bitch, bring it on!ā

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Full name
Ichiro Kazue
Preferred name/nickname
(For Ichiro) - Ichiro is just fine.
(For Kazue) - āthat assholeā, ādickā, ājerkā, anything negative and directed towards him specifically.
Generally referred to as
(Ichiro) āIchiā.
(Kazue) āKazā
Appearance.
FACECLAIM: I only have a faceclaim for Ichiro for now, and I doubt thereās an accurate looking bunny monster from a movie that looks exactly like Kazue.
Anyway, Ichiās faceclaim is Takeru Satoh, or Satoh Takeru. I donāt know which way his name goes because heās one of Japanās hottest young men.
SEX: Male HEIGHT: (Ichiro) 5ā²4Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā (Kazue) Around 6ā²8 to maybe around 7ā²1 WEIGHT: (Ichiro) 130.5 lbsĀ Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā (Kazue) 168.4 lbs BUILD: Both are pretty toned and slim. HAIR: (Ichiro) His black hair is usually about shoulder length long, for a male. He doesnāt really groom himself, so itās usually messy. But itās still nice to touch, because of the shampoo and conditioner he uses.
(Kazue) He is covered head to toe in black and brown fur, like that of a rex rabbit. It sticks outward instead of inward, creating a nice blankety feel through the fingers. Very warm, despite his crude personality! SKIN: (Ichiro) Has a beautiful shade of peach skin thatās very soft to the touch. Not as soft as Kazās fur, though!
(Kazue) Nobody knows what his skin is like under his fur. EYES: (Ichiro) He has almond-shaped hazel eyes. They have a curious, almost child-like glint about them...
(Kazue) Red, glowing eyes. The pupils are that of a lizardās slits for pupils when heās pissed. Any other time, however; they just look like glowing red rabbit eyes. MOUTH: (Ichiro) He has a modelās lips. Like, someone would pay to have his lips... And he has them naturally. His teeth show little damage, implying that he probably had braces growing up.
(Kazue) I donāt know much about a rabbitās lips but the teeth? Buck teeth with herbivore incisors along the sides. NOSE: (Ichiro) He has a small, defined nose with little openings. It flares out bigger when he gets mad.
(Kazue) A cute flat, twitchy rabbit nose that youād just LOVE to boop! ...He wouldnāt like that though. HANDS: (Ichiro) Small, delicate hands. Theyāre very soft to touch under his gloves.
(Kazue) Medium-sized fluffy hands that have sharp bunny claws at the fingertips. FEET: (Ichiro) He has tiny feet.
(Kazue) He has huge rabbit feet, they are the back ones Iām talking about that he stands on. SCARS: Neither of them have visible scars... OTHER FEATURES: (Kazue) He has huge ears that help keep him cool. OTHER NOTEABLE FEATURES: [Optional - anything you need to mention that isnāt covered by the above.]
Speech.
VOICECLAIM: (Ichiro) Iām just going to pick Takeru Satoh as his voiceclaim for now.
(Kazue) Eddyās voice from Ed Edān Eddy uh Actually I feel like Meta Knightās voice actor for Hoshi no Kaabii fits him better as a voiceclaim. ACCENT: (Ichiro) That classic Japanese accent, but itās slowly being replaced by something more... Southern, since heās living in New Mexico. VERBAL TICKS: Neither of them have those. Ichi used to stutter because he was still learning English, but heās better now. LANGUAGE: (Ichiro) Japanese was his first language so heās quite fluent. English is his second language, and heās doing quite well with his fluency.
(Kazue) He can learn how to speak any language, just by listening to people around him. ARTICULATION: (Ichiro) He mixes basic with intermediate words as his dialect.
(Kazue) He likes using difficult words. EDUCATION: (Ichiro) He uses short words when it comes to English, but for Japanese heās very educated.
(Kazue) I donāt know. Do demons go to school? LAUGHTER: (Ichiro) He has a cute giggle that lasts for a few seconds.
(Kazue) Depends on whether or not he wants to be creepy or diabolic. If he wants to be creepy, he will start giggling like a stereotypical yandere does. If heās being diabolical however, he laughs hard. GRUMP: (Ichiro) Nope.
(Kazue) Of course he does when things donāt go his way. He is evil, after all. BREATHING: (Ichiro) He gasps when startled.
(Kazue) His breathing is pretty quiet. You know, like a rabbitās.
Mannerisms.
FACE: Both of them are very expressive. HANDS: (Ichiro) He doesnāt really use his hands that much to explain anything.
(Kazue) Uh... He flips people off when angry? LEGS/FEET: I donāt think either of them do that. EMOTIONAL OUTBURSTS: (Ichiro) He controls his emotions pretty well.
(Kazue) Yes. He is very moody. He tends to react violently. HABITS: Not that I know of. POSTURE: (Ichiro) He tends to slump. Sometimes he wakes up with back pain...
(Kazue) I donāt really know.... SITTING POSTURE: They both like to sit with their legs far apart. PERSONAL SPACE: Depends on who it is really.
Personal.
INTROVERT/EXTROVERT?: Theyāre both introverts. OPTIMIST/PESSIMIST: (Ichiro) Optimist.
(Ichiro) Pessismist. GENDER: Theyāre both male. SEXUALITY: (Ichiro) Gay.
(Kaz) Is uninterested so please stop asking. ROMANTIC: (Ichiro) Of course heās romantic.
(Kazue) NOPE.KAZ BAD HABITS: (Ichiro) He stutters very lightly when anxious.
(Kazue) Heās a dick all the time. Isnāt that a bad habit? TRIGGERS: (Ichiro) Being called yellow or being discriminated against just because heās Asian.
(Kazue) He IS the trigger.
The Past.
PARENTS/GUARDIANS: Ichiro used to, up until when he moved to America. His father cut him off completely from calling his family once he left, and he hasnāt heard from them since.
ROMANCE: (Ichiro) Loyalty and cuddles is what he wants in a partner.
(Kazue) BAH! Who has time for romance?! ENEMIES: (Ichiro) Anyone whom is excessively rude to him all the time could be his enemy.
(Kazue) Everything is his enemy. RESPECT: They will still respect their enemies, up until when the situations BEG for the disrespect.
Interactions.
MINGLING: (Ichiro) Heās not that good at meeting new friends.
(Kazue) He does anything asshole-ish enough to make others hate him. TEMPER: (Ichiro) Very patient.
(Kazue) Impatient. But consistent. EMPATHY: (Ichiro) He is very empathetic.
(Kazue) Mmmmm... Not really... But then again he doesnāt give two fucks about anything except experimenting. ETIQUETTE: (Ichiro) He always does his best to stick to being polite to everyone.
(Kazue) He is always intentionally rude and mean. RESPONSIBILITY: Yes. SELF ESTEEM: They both stick up for themselves pretty well. CONFIDENCE: NOPE. HONESTY: They both do their best to speak the truth and nothing but the truth. PRAISE: (Ichiro) He loves compliments.
(Kazue) He shrugs the compliment off and asks for an insult instead because he finds insults more entertaining. FAILURES: [Is there anything they do that makes people annoyed or irritated?] CRITICISM: (Ichiro) He tries to improve whatever was being criticized.
(Kazue) He loves insults. He wonāt bother to change either. An asshole. INSULTS: (Ichiro) Doesnāt take them very well. He will try to insult the person or people back.
(Kazue) He LOVES insults. FLIRTING: (Ichiro) Heās okay at flirting.
(Kaz) He does not flirt. Heās more interested in experimenting than wasting his time with stupid crap like that. ATTENTION SPAN: (Ichiro) Yes, he tries but he gets kind of bored easily.
(Kazue) He can focus for hours at a time, maybe even days at a time. Incredible. SITUATIONS: Neither of them are good at dealing with social situations, but Kaz is better at the manipulation game than Ichi is.
Life.
CAREER: They both have careers in the medical field at Teufort (unless otherwise specified). COMBAT SKILLS: (Ichiro) He is mediocre at hand-to-hand combat. He prefers healing and dropping Ubers on teammates who need it, really...
(Kazue) Really good at hand-to-hand/Bonesaw-to-face combat. DAILY LIFE: They both cope well when it comes to their daily lives. INDEPENDENCE: (Ichiro) Honestly if it werenāt for Kazueās presence, Ichi would probably struggle a hell of a lot trying to be independent.
(Kazue) Very independent. COOKING: (Ichiro) He can cook a huge variety of Japanese dishes.
(Kazue) Iām not sure. CLEANING: Theyāre both very tidy. DRIVING: (Ichiro) Has a driverās license for both Japan and America.
(Kazue) Doesnāt drive and doesnāt really understand vehicles. MARRIAGE: Neither have been married in the main verse yet. LAW: (Kazue) The list of crimes is too long to explain. COURT: (Kazue) Yes. Heās had inhumane human experimentation/modification charges against him with attempted murder charges. Such a long list. PRISON: (Ichiro) Yes, due to Kazue possessing him and doing horrible crimes. He woke up in the cell incredibly confused.
(Kazue) Of course. Heās ended up causing Ichi to go to jail countless times. His crimes were usually attempted murder, inhumane human modification charges, public indecency, lying under oath... The list is too long to recall right now. MEDICAL: They are both skilled at doctoring themselves. ILLNESS: (Ichiro) High functioning autism.
(Kazue) General Assholery Syndrome? WORRIES: Of course. PEACE: (Ichiro) He loves when itās quiet.
(Kazue) He causes chaos intentionally, he enjoys being a loud motherfucker. PARTYING: Not really. HOBBIES: (Ichiro) He likes to drink green tea, cook traditional Japanese meals and watch the birds.
(Kazue) He loves to experiment. Most of the experiments are inhumane.
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