questions addressed to your muse
tagged by: @determinedbuns
tagging: uhhhh whoever wants to do it??
âWHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?
âItâs Misery.â She folds her arms.
âWHAT IS YOUR /REAL/ NAME?
Oh, great. She looks annoyed. âNone of- itâs not your business. I donât go by it anymore for a good reason.âÂ
âDO YOU KNOW WHY YOU WERE CALLED THAT?
â....I named myself. Felt appropriate at the time. Originally it... wasnât meant to be serious, just a brief period of rebellion, but....â She sighs and hunches up a little, arms still folded. âIt became appropriate.â
âARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN?
Sheeeeâs blushing a little. â......single....â she mumbles in a very quiet voice.Â
âHAVE ANY ABILITIES OR POWERS?
Momentary embarrassment over, she grins. âIf I listed them all weâd be here too long. Hm. I suppose Iâm most known for my ability to transform others. On top of that, I can teleport, levitate myself, and summon powerful magic attacks, amongst a variety of other things.â
Yeah, sheâs being reeally modest about this.Â
âWHATâS YOUR EYE COLOUR?
"They were brown, originally. When I was, eh... cursed, they became a bright red, which faded a little over the years, if I remember right.â The witch pauses. âOnce my curse was broken, they- mostly returned to their original colour.â
âHOW ABOUT YOUR HAIR COLOUR?
âBlue.â She points. âA while ago I experimented with dying it green, but it.... didnât look very good, hah.â
âHAVE YOU ANY FAMILY MEMBERS?
Touchy topic. âThe only one left alive is my mother.â She practically hisses that last word out. Seems they still donât have a great relationship. âUnless dogs count as family, in which case thereâs plenty of those running around. Though I suppose Balrog might count, heâs been around long enough.â
âOH? WHAT ABOUT PETS?
"Dogs. Iâve had some of my own on and off, but being enslaved to a magical artefact doesnât.... really make you an excellent pet owner.â
She holds up a young looking puppy. âBut I decided to try again, now Iâm free.â
âTHATâS COOL, I GUESS. NOW TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DONâT LIKE.
"Oh, thereâs a long list. Suppose Iâll go with the obvious.â She scrunches up her face. âBeing trapped. Following the orders of power-hungry psychopathic - pardon my language - total bastards.â Her fists are clenched.
âDO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES/ACTIVITIES YOU LIKE TO DO?
Relaxing a little, she shrugs. âReading, mostly. Or stargazing, thatâs always relaxing.â
âEVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE?
She laughs bitterly, and leaves it at that.
âEVER KILLED ANYONE BEFORE?
Misery nods, seemingly unfazed. âPlenty of times. Most of it was following orders, but.... ahaha, I canât really explain all my sins away with that, can I?â
âWHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU?
â.....what.âÂ
âNAME SOME OF YOUR WORST HABITS.
Another long list. âI enjoy- enjoyed hurting others. Which- Iâm not proud of that. Iâm working on it.â
âDO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE AT ALL?
She shrugs. âNo, nobody.â
âGAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL?
Back to blushing. â....â
âDO YOU GO TO SCHOOL?
"Hah, no. I taught myself everything- well, everything useful.â
âDO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS ONE DAY?
Thatâs a solid âNO.âÂ
âDO YOU HAVE ANY FANBOYS/FANGIRLS?
"Oh, gods, I seriously hope not. Who would look up to me?â
âWHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF?
â..................nothing.â Nope. Nothing at all. 100% fearless here.
âWHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR?
"Oh, just my robes, usually. I have a jacket I wear on the surface when I want to, eh, blend in a little more.â
âDO YOU LOVE SOMEONE?
This seems to amuse her. âSometimes I wonder if Iâm actually capable of that anymore.â
âWHAT CLASS ARE YOU?
"Witch....??â She doesnât really understand the question.
âHOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE?
"None of your business.â
âWHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE?
Hm. Sheâs about to brush this off as another ânoâ, but she pauses. âApple pie is nice. If you, uh, cook it properly. Instead of using magic.â
âFAVOURITE DRINK?
âHerbal tea, itâs quite calming.â Also, âborrowingâ flowers from the Mimiga is a fun activity for her.Â
âWHATâS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE? Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â
âThereâs a few spots on the Islandâs outer wall. When I sit there late at night, looking at the stars, sometimes I forget I hate the damned place.â
âARE YOU INTO SOMEONE~?
"NOT AT ALL.â Sheâs bright red.
âWOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR IN THE OCEAN?
"Iâve only ever swam in a lake, of sorts.â
âWHATâS YOUR TYPE?
coughs nervouslyÂ
âCAMPING OR INDOORS?
"Oh, eh.... camping, I suppose.â Not something sheâs given a lot of thought to.

















