ecto moog backup

We are literally on the internet right now! A whole world of experts in every topic you can possibly imagine are waiting to autistically explain that topic to you at great length if you just ask nicely!

I think this post fails to understand that education isn’t just some big infodump- those who have been poorly educated are the exact people who are now not equipped to research, process and distill information, regardless of how much information is available

every issue where they do this gets me

I will be hiring a professional forcefem hypnotist and a professional forcemasc hypnotist. Whoever turns me first will win $10,000. They will sit on either side of me and talk over one another in increasing frustration until the sexual tension is too much and they make out with one another on the floor by my feet. I shake my head and walk away, smirking knowingly. Nice try, suckers...

I haven’t been able to make tumblr work for me so I tune in exclusively to see this guys posts

Do you know how difficult it is to explain to someone how the movie about the psycho yuppie who murders women is actually pretty funny

I know you thirsty bitches want my bald head soooooooo bad... Well no bald pics for you! Lust is the deadliest of the seven deadly sins, and will kill you faster than poison!

hey man mind if i reclaim some slurs next to your parrot