a romantic chamber of the heart

hyperfixating on a fictional woman who went underdeveloped in canon is literally FUN and the 80-90% of fandom people who only do the same for background character men have no idea of the degree to which they are fucking missing out

may i love you so much what did you think being a lawyer was

i think eddie should control and check what buck’s up to forever :) btw :)

brush your teeth, bucK. take your meds, bucK. eat an apple, bucK, you haven’t had any fruit today. don’t do the dishes, bucK, you cooked. take my car, bucK. go jerk off in the shower, bucK. don’t come, bucK. drink a glass of water, bucK. put some socks on before bed, bucK, your feet always get cold at night.

eddie said the population of homophobiaville new mexico unanimously elected me your husband and i WILL take that seriously by worrying about you and annoying you about it until you fall weeping into my arms 🤨 buckley.

gay eddie headcanons are...fine but it makes me cry that people will kill you dead for calling eddie bi when canonically he is attracted to women and loves having sex with women. Take it up with eddie man I dont know what to tell you 😭

also eddie not correcting them isn’t even a case of “it doesn’t matter what they think so it’s not important for me to correct them”. it literally does matter that they think he’s married to buck; it’s the specific reason why they’re giving him such a hard time and why they’re looking at him for murder. homophobia + “it’s always the husband”. and eddie still doesn’t even try to say that they’re not married. it’s not that he tried to convince them and then they didn’t believe him. it’s not that he doesn’t think it would make a difference. he literally just doesn’t deny it. and! if i was watching this episode out of context, there’s actually nothing at all in the episode itself that indicates to the viewer that they’re not married. like literally not a single line.

a case like this with a serial killer and a bunch of men going missing in a small town over the years and a corrupt/incompetent local sheriff would definitely be national news. and crime podcast fodder. not even just an episode but probably a whole series digging into The Killer’s Motivations. a netflix documentary. a media circus trial. i do kind of wonder if it’s going to keep coming back so buck has to keep reliving what happened to him over and over… :)

they really said buck is eddies wife like the whole episode..... and ALSO!! killer husband doing anything his wife says vs. buck saying eddie is doing everything he says right at the beginning of the episode oh IM SURE!!!