dutchess

can I stay in bed until 2025

i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire

boobs are ridiculous women should just have wings instead

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

It’s amazing how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

my phone battery died faster than my dreams

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where are the notes

the notes are broken. again.