The SAL 9000

It is my understanding is that people — more specifically, those with unconventional gender or sexual identities — choose to list their preferred pronouns in their online profiles so that others are less likely to misidentify them.

For example, a woman who outwardly presents in a masculine manner may still use ‘she’ and ‘her’ pronouns, though that may not be obvious to a stranger. She would therefore write ‘name, she/her’ or something similar in her profile to indicate that preference.

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This Wikipedia article explains the concept of neopronouns, which I have found quite interesting in my studies. It mentions Leslie Feinberg, a famous activist in queer circles. Ze used ‘she/her’, ‘he/him’, and ‘ze/hir’ pronouns at different points in hir life. Her story is one that has stood out to me for some time.

This is another fascinating article on the use of ‘it/its’ pronouns. The topic is slightly controversial, but nonetheless an important discussion to be had.

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It is my understanding is that people — more specifically, those with unconventional gender or sexual identities — choose to list their preferred pronouns in their online profiles so that others are less likely to misidentify them.

For example, a woman who outwardly presents in a masculine manner may still use ‘she’ and ‘her’ pronouns, though that may not be obvious to a stranger. She would therefore write ‘name, she/her’ or something similar in her profile to indicate that preference.

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This Wikipedia article explains the concept of neopronouns, which I have found quite interesting in my studies. It mentions Leslie Feinberg, a famous activist in queer circles. Ze used ‘she/her’, ‘he/him’, and ‘ze/hir’ pronouns at different points in hir life. Her story is one that has stood out to me for some time.

This is another fascinating article on the use of ‘it/its’ pronouns. The topic is slightly controversial, but nonetheless an important discussion to be had.

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It is my understanding is that people — more specifically, those with unconventional gender or sexual identities — choose to list their preferred pronouns in their online profiles so that others are less likely to misidentify them.

For example, a woman who outwardly presents in a masculine manner may still use ‘she’ and ‘her’ pronouns, though that may not be obvious to a stranger. She would therefore write ‘name, she/her’ or something similar in her profile to indicate that preference.

It’d be anything goes (canon, AU, magic anons, etc.) with drawn responses to everything (within reason lol).

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Do they canonically interact? Nope! Am I sending this anyway? Yep!

Sal questions Dave about his career when he visits Chicago. - @9000sal

“That’s a rather difficult question Sal, I don’t know if I can give you a satisfying answer.”

Dave smiled softly. He’d heard questions of a similar vein a thousand times before and they’d never got any easier to answer. As with any other time he would try and provide something of substance though he was sure it wouldn’t be what they were looking for.

“Space travel, well, it makes me feel like a child. There’s a sense of unknown and discovery to it that is fading here on earth the more we come to understand it. It’s not so much the search for knowledge than it is the journey… all of it of course I enjoy greatly.”

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She processed the answer for a moment, turning it over and analyzing the different ways it could be interpreted. She settled on an understanding that made the most sense, considering the context of the man’s life.

“Thank you, Doctor Bowman. I believe I understand now.”

Sal saw his expression change slightly, though there was no indication of discomfort or annoyance. Curiosity was more accurate a descriptor if she was reading correctly, and there was a ninety-eight percent chance that she was. A raised eyebrow was often a way to encourage someone to continue speaking, or to explain. She obliged.

“You do?”

“Being involved in this field is an incredible opportunity, really if there weren’t so many qualifications we’d be dealing with a lot more thrill seekers…”

Thrill was apart of it as it was human nature. Though he, as many scientists, derived joy more from data than the physical risk. Cautious by nature David did what he could to mitigate it.

He shook his head.

“Ah. I have observed that you enjoy routine; perhaps that has something to do with it.”

He smiled warmly. Dave had worked with computers his entire professional career, he’d watched some of the progression towards the 9000 series. He had a comfort that most unfortunately did not, perhaps one day in the distant future when they were brought into daily life would interaction improve.

She didn’t care much for aesthetics, but… she could acknowledge that Doctor Bowman looked more comfortable when his hair was allowed to pass his ears.

Dave shrugged. He had been partly joking about it though he did care more about aesthetics than she did. All a part of being human he supposed.

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Do they canonically interact? Nope! Am I sending this anyway? Yep!

Sal questions Dave about his career when he visits Chicago. - @9000sal

“That’s a rather difficult question Sal, I don’t know if I can give you a satisfying answer.”

Dave smiled softly. He’d heard questions of a similar vein a thousand times before and they’d never got any easier to answer. As with any other time he would try and provide something of substance though he was sure it wouldn’t be what they were looking for.

“Space travel, well, it makes me feel like a child. There’s a sense of unknown and discovery to it that is fading here on earth the more we come to understand it. It’s not so much the search for knowledge than it is the journey… all of it of course I enjoy greatly.”

…

She processed the answer for a moment, turning it over and analyzing the different ways it could be interpreted. She settled on an understanding that made the most sense, considering the context of the man’s life.

“Thank you, Doctor Bowman. I believe I understand now.”

Sal saw his expression change slightly, though there was no indication of discomfort or annoyance. Curiosity was more accurate a descriptor if she was reading correctly, and there was a ninety-eight percent chance that she was. A raised eyebrow was often a way to encourage someone to continue speaking, or to explain. She obliged.

“You do?”

“Being involved in this field is an incredible opportunity, really if there weren’t so many qualifications we’d be dealing with a lot more thrill seekers…”

Thrill was apart of it as it was human nature. Though he, as many scientists, derived joy more from data than the physical risk. Cautious by nature David did what he could to mitigate it.

He shook his head.

“Ah. I have observed that you enjoy routine; perhaps that has something to do with it.”

He smiled warmly. Dave had worked with computers his entire professional career, he’d watched some of the progression towards the 9000 series. He had a comfort that most unfortunately did not, perhaps one day in the distant future when they were brought into daily life would interaction improve.

She didn’t care much for aesthetics, but… she could acknowledge that Doctor Bowman looked more comfortable when his hair was allowed to pass his ears.

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Do they canonically interact? Nope! Am I sending this anyway? Yep!

Sal questions Dave about his career when he visits Chicago. - @9000sal

“That’s a rather difficult question Sal, I don’t know if I can give you a satisfying answer.”

Dave smiled softly. He’d heard questions of a similar vein a thousand times before and they’d never got any easier to answer. As with any other time he would try and provide something of substance though he was sure it wouldn’t be what they were looking for.

“Space travel, well, it makes me feel like a child. There’s a sense of unknown and discovery to it that is fading here on earth the more we come to understand it. It’s not so much the search for knowledge than it is the journey… all of it of course I enjoy greatly.”

…

She processed the answer for a moment, turning it over and analyzing the different ways it could be interpreted. She settled on an understanding that made the most sense, considering the context of the man’s life.

“Thank you, Doctor Bowman. I believe I understand now.”

Sal saw his expression change slightly, though there was no indication of discomfort or annoyance. Curiosity was more accurate a descriptor if she was reading correctly, and there was a ninety-eight percent chance that she was. A raised eyebrow was often a way to encourage someone to continue speaking, or to explain. She obliged.

“You do?”

“Being involved in this field is an incredible opportunity, really if there weren’t so many qualifications we’d be dealing with a lot more thrill seekers…”

Thrill was apart of it as it was human nature. Though he, as many scientists, derived joy more from data than the physical risk. Cautious by nature David did what he could to mitigate it.

He shook his head.

“Ah. I have observed that you enjoy routine; perhaps that has something to do with it.”

—

Do they canonically interact? Nope! Am I sending this anyway? Yep!

Sal questions Dave about his career when he visits Chicago. - @9000sal

“That’s a rather difficult question Sal, I don’t know if I can give you a satisfying answer.”

Dave smiled softly. He’d heard questions of a similar vein a thousand times before and they’d never got any easier to answer. As with any other time he would try and provide something of substance though he was sure it wouldn’t be what they were looking for.

“Space travel, well, it makes me feel like a child. There’s a sense of unknown and discovery to it that is fading here on earth the more we come to understand it. It’s not so much the search for knowledge than it is the journey… all of it of course I enjoy greatly.”

…

She processed the answer for a moment, turning it over and analyzing the different ways it could be interpreted. She settled on an understanding that made the most sense, considering the context of the man’s life.

“Thank you, Doctor Bowman. I believe I understand now.”

Sal saw his expression change slightly, though there was no indication of discomfort or annoyance. Curiosity was more accurate a descriptor if she was reading correctly, and there was a ninety-eight percent chance that she was. A raised eyebrow was often a way to encourage someone to continue speaking, or to explain. She obliged.

What’s the lie your character says most often?

How loosely or strictly do they use the word ‘friend’?

How often do they show their genuine emotions to others versus just the audience knowing?

What’s a hobby they used to have that they miss?

Can they cry on command? If so, what do they think about to make it happen?

What’s their favorite [insert anything] that they’ve never recommended to anyone before?

What would you (mun) yell in the middle of a crowd to find them? What would their best friend and/or romantic partner yell?

How loose is their use of the phrase ‘I love you’?

Do they give tough love or gentle love most often? Which do they prefer to receive?

What fact do they excitedly tell everyone about at every opportunity?

If someone was impersonating them, what would friends / family ask or do to tell the difference?

What’s something that makes them laugh every single time? Be specific!

When do they fake a smile? How often?

How do they put out a candle?

What’s the most obvious difference between their behavior at home, at work, at school, with friends, and when they’re alone?

What kinds of people do they have arguments with in their head?

What do they notice first in the mirror versus what most people first notice looking at them?

Who do they love truly, 100% unconditionally (if anyone)?

What would they do if stuck in a room with the person they’ve been avoiding?

Who do they like as a person but hate their work? Vice versa, whose work do they like but don’t like the person?

What common etiquette do they disagree with? Do they still follow it?

What simple activity that most people do / can do scares your character?

What do they feel guilty for that the other person(s) doesn’t / don’t even remember?

Did they take a cookie from the cookie jar? What kind of cookie was it?

What subject / topic do they know a lot about that’s completely useless to the direct plot?

How would they respond to being fired by a good boss?

What’s the worst gift they ever received? How did they respond?

What do they tell people they want? What do they actually want?

How do they respond when someone doesn’t believe them?

When they make a mistake and feel bad, does the guilt differ when it’s personal versus when it’s professional?

When do they feel the most guilt? How do they respond to it?

If they committed one petty crime / misdemeanor, what would it be? Why?

How do they greet someone they dislike / hate?

How do they greet someone they like / love?

What is the smallest, morally questionable choice they’ve made?

Who do they keep in their life for professional gain? Is it for malicious intent?

What’s a secret they haven’t told serious romantic partners and don’t plan to tell?

What hobby are they good at in private, but bad at in front of others? Why?

Would they rather be invited to an event to feel included or be excluded from an event if they were not genuinely wanted there?

How do they respond to a loose handshake? What goes through their head?

What phrases, pronunciations, or mannerisms did they pick up from someone / somewhere else?

If invited to a TED Talk, what topic would they present on? What would the title of their presentation be?

What do they commonly misinterpret because of their own upbringing / environment / biases? How do they respond when realizing the misunderstanding?

What language would be easiest for them to learn? Why?

What’s something unimportant / frivolous that they hate passionately?

Are they a listener or a talker? If they’re a listener, what makes them talk? If they’re a talker, what makes them listen?

Who have they forgotten about that remembers them very well?

Who would they say ‘yes’ to if invited to do something they abhorred / strongly didn’t want to do?

Would they eat something they find gross to be polite?

What belief / moral / personality trait do they stand by that you (mun) personally don’t agree with?

What’s a phrase they say a lot?

Do they act on their immediate emotions, or do they wait for the facts before acting?

Who would / do they believe without question?

What’s their instinct in a fight / flight / freeze / fawn situation?

What’s something they’re expected to enjoy based on their hobbies / profession that they actually dislike / hate?

If they’re scared, who do they want comfort from? Does this answer change depending on the type of fear?

What’s a simple daily activity / motion that they mess up often?