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Announcer: Mr. Supreme, your 30 second closing statement, please.

Vermin Supreme: [uses a device to play an accordion version of the “Chicken Dance” song] [Singing poorly along to the tune, speaking quickly] My nameeee is Vermin. Myyy name is Vermin. Verrrmin Supreme. My name is Vermin. My name is Vermin. My name is Vermin Vermin Vermin Supreme. 

Aaaand you can vote! And you can vote! And you can vote! For me, for president! If you want to. And uhh. And my name is Vermin. And uuuummmm, okkaaayyyy [song ends]. Thanks very much for coming out today. Oh! One- One more thing. Um, uhhh, uhhh…Jesus told me to uhh, make Randall Terry gay. 

[shot of Vermin pouring white powder on Randall Terry, who does not move or react, and continues to hold his hand over his mouth] Sprinkle dust! Woooooooo!

Announcer: Ooookay! Okay! Thank you, Mr. Supreme.