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@amulticoloredrose started following you

So, what sort of strange alien creature are you?

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huesofjadeharley

hi!

im jade harley, goddess of space and also a dog.

youd be right!! its nice to meet you, ms. mindfang!

8anditry-blog

It’s nice to meet you, Jade, 8ut it’s Marquise Mindfang, not “ms. mindfang.”

So, you’re some type of deity?

Are we talking a8out an angel-goddess here, or the ones the olivebloods worshipped?

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@huesofjadeharley started following you

Hello.

I’m Marquise Spineret Mindfang, captain of the Throne of 8enevolence and ruler of Pir8′s March.

I suppose you’re some sort of alien?

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carnaptiousgallionic

I DO SAY SO.

8anditry-blog

Alright, then.

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carnaptiousgallionic

I DON’T NEED TO BE COMPENSATED! I PROMISE.

8anditry-blog

If you say so.

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carnaptiousgallionic

THAT’S REALLY NOT NECESSARY.

IT TIES INTO MY NORMAL JOB ANYWAYS.

I DON’T NEED MONEY.

8anditry-blog

Then how should I compens8 you?

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carnaptiousgallionic

DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT.

I HAVE WAYS. AND MONEY.

8anditry-blog

Alright.

Still, you’ll definitely 8e paid once I get my hands on it.

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lokiloo-blog

I hate hate HATE all those 2edgy 4me theories about kids shows. Like Angelica dreaming up the rugrats, or the ed, edd, and eddy children being ghosts, or literally anything that takes a lighthearted and fun kids show and has to turn it into some tragic take of rape or murder or misinformed mental illness. So you know what? From now on I’m gonna do the exact opposite. Every cool grim-dark show is now because of a bunch of children. To get us started: Game of Thrones: A middle-school DnD campaign with the most angry, vindictive DM who has promised to kill everyone’s player characters (and their family) by the end.

The Walking Dead is actually a bunch of kids playing zombie apocalypse in their neighborhood and every time someone “dies,” it’s because their parents called them home for supper.

#Just Another Charlatan (Out Of Character)#((I actually played in that sort of DnD campaign through high school))#((we were informed that 'this is a high-casualty campaign' and that we should 'have spare character sheets ready'))#((first my half-orc barbarian who came from atlantis and worshipped a dead goddess got stabbed to death by kobolds))#((then my dwarven caravan guard from the far north got eaten by wyverns))#((and then the gm wouldn't let me play my knight lady so i quit the campaign))

carnaptiousgallionic

OH. YEAH, UH, I CAN DO THAT.

JUST GIMME SOME TIME.

8anditry-blog

Alright.

Should I pay in advance?

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carnaptiousgallionic

THEY JUST

THEY JUST DO I DON’T REALLY WANT TO GET INTO THE SPECIFICS RIGHT NOW.

IT’S MORE COMPLICATED THAN IT’S WORTH.

8anditry-blog

I suppose technology tends to 8e that way, doesn’t it?

In any case, if you could procure such a computer for me, I’d 8e very willing to pay for it.

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carnaptiousgallionic

THEY DON’T HAVE BEES.

8anditry-blog

Then how are they supposed to work?

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carnaptiousgallionic

OKAY WELL

THEY’RE LIKE….FLAT RECTANGLES. AND THE SPLIT OPEN TO MAKE A KINDA ‘L’ SHAPE. AND THEY WORK JUST LIKE NORMAL COMPUTERS. VERY PORTABLE. VERY HANDY.

AND THEY DON’T FALL OVER.

8anditry-blog

That does sound very useful, 8ut I have one question:

If it’s so flat and compact, where do they put the 8ees?

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carnaptiousgallionic

UH

YEAH, YEAH THERE’S SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

I DIDN’T THINK CAPTAINING A SHIP WOULD BE THAT BORING.

8anditry-blog

Oh?

Tell me a8out it?

Well, when it’s mostly smooth sailing, it actually is.

Especially if I were to deleg8 some of the responsi8ilities, which I do anyways.

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carnaptiousgallionic

Y'KNOW WHAT

NEVERMIND. IT’S PROBABLY FOR THE BEST THAT YOU DON’T HAVE DISTRACTIONS LIKE THAT ANYWAYS WHILE YOU’RE OUT.

8anditry-blog

Do they have, like, tiny porta8le computers in your timeline?

8ecause, honestly, there isn’t that much to do on my ship when I’m not 8usy.

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carnaptiousgallionic

I’M SURE THERE’S SOME REMEDY FOR THAT.

THEY MAKE SOME PRETTY SLEEK COMPUTERS NOWADAYS.

8anditry-blog

Sleek?

How so?

In any case, I dou8t any computer 8uilt in the usual tower style would work, 8ecause it would just fall over and rile up the 8ees.

#carnaptiousgallionic #The Bandit Herself (In Character)#Marquise of Crime (Main Verse)#((they dont have laptops yet in her timeline))

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carnaptiousgallionic

I ASSUMED YOU WERE

YET IT’S GOOD TO HAVE SOME EVIDENCE OF THAT FACT

I.E. YOUR EXTREMELY SUCCESFUL RAID

8anditry-blog

Yes, it certainly is.

It’s too 8ad I can’t 8ring my computer along when I go off to raid, though.

It’s sadly far too 8ulky to do so.

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