cedar

they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled

Y'all talk such shit on skibidi toilet for the generation that grew up with YouTube poops and source filmmaker and shockingly prevalent beheading videos.

Your parents watched Beavis and Butthead on TV and went "this is nonsense the new generation is doomed"

Y'all want your lived experience to be sooooo special and unique and hardcore unlike the soft degenerate children of today. You're gonna get old and die one day. The rot consumes us all you dumb cunts.

Food and stuff doesn’t have the chance of miraculously turning into $1,000,000

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

Youth fascination with technology

One of the things about being poor that nobody every really tells you is that no amount of telling yourself “poor people deserve nice things” will ever really get rid of the guilt behind spending money

Genuinely sucks how much this one resonates with folks lmao capitalism is so evil

no more yuri subtext. society has progressed beyond the need for yuri subtext

overalls were invented in order to prevent wayward manlets from pulling hard working miners pants down and sucking them off during work hours