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And cartoons. According to stereotype, black girls from the South aren’t supposed to be into this stuff. Especially not the ones who have a sex appeal strong enough to make everyone in a room readjust. Contrary to this stereotype, however, Megan Thee Stallion – the Houston rapper whose audacious attitude is steadily hypnotizing the public eye  – showcases both her anime and cartoon appreciation in (almost) everything she does. In her words, “Bad b*tches can like anime too”. 

1. Todoroki Tina

In her beloved half crimson and half blonde hair, Megan draws influence from the My Hero Academia character Shoto Todoroki. So much so, when she dons her half-and-half look, she refers to herself as the alliterated “Todoroki Tina”, deriving the “Tina” from Pimp C’s “Tony Snow”.

2. Buttercup

Megan Thee Stallion is wealthy, okay? In her 2019 single “Sex Talk”, she affirms her wealth by showing off her Cartoon Network knowledge. She raps: “B*tch, I got green like I’m Buttercup”. Buttercup, of course, is the feisty, spicy, mean-mugging warrior from the 1998 show PowerPuff Girls, who was accidentally created in a lab by Professor Utonium. Like Buttercup, Megan’s presence is in your face, demanding, and unapologetic.

3. Danny Phantom

Hot Girl Meg is known for her seemingly effortless yet highly flammable freestyles on Instagram. In one of her latest, Megan tells us peasants “I want a n*gga that eat it so good/ Ima jump out my body like I’m Danny Phantom”. For those who don’t know, Danny is both human and ghost. That explains the whole “leaving the body”, thing.

4. Pokémon, Dragon Ball Z, and Street Fighter

In Part 1 of her Fire In the Booth freestyle, featured on Apple Music, Megan delivers us a triple punch. She packs in Pokémon, Street Fighter, and,

Dragon Ball Z references all in the same breath: “Got the moves like I’m Ryu/ Yellow diamonds, Pikachu/ When I switch my hair to blonde/ I’m finna turn up like Goku”.

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Sagittarius

After emergence from the deep Scorpio tomb, the Sagittarius hybrid spirit soars far and wide. The Sagittarius wisdom operates from the laws of nature, stars, archetypes, the Akashic records, the higher mind, and culture. It embodies the divine chant of laughter, the publication and interpretation of symbols, mythology, theology, and religion. Here is the quest for the meaning of life, the pilgrimage to unknown regions in search of understanding and the materialisation of belief. It could be travel, education, relationships, indulgence in intoxicants, or nomadic wandering through religion. The Sagittarius guru is the scholar. His temple is filled with books, compasses, astrology notes, and artifacts from every country. He uses comedy for his teachings and applies experience to philosophy and scripture. Waiting in the middle of winter, the Sagittarius speaks many languages and knows many ways of life. He is approachable and warm, filled with light and spice. Even with the wrinkles of time, the spirit of youth always radiates. Old as the trees and free as a bird, as young as the sunrise and as old as the night.

Capricorn

Capricorn is the wisdom of ultimate mastery, the teachings of patience and profound spiritual materialization. The Capricorn guru has caught a glimpse of God, he has worked to develop the sacred hands of a laborer, those here to serve the Divine. The temple sits on the mountain top, viewing on toward the ocean, a place where the Capricorn can muse the wisdom he has attained from swimming through the sea and breathing in the trees. Capricorn is sagacity of the old soul, one who has lived a thousand lives, and walked side by side with divine tribulation. It symbolizes ascension, that is, mastering the fearless pioneering spirit of Aries, the enduring repose of Taurus, the Gemini’s silver tongue, the resolve of Cancer, the rousing leadership of Leo, the structured intellect of Virgo, the Libra ability to join forces and negotiate, the Scorpio’s focused power, the broad vision of Sagittarius, the fascinating ideas of Aquarius and the adaptability of Pisces. Capricorn is the human spiritual principle, a body inscribed with every teaching

Aquarius

Aquarius contains the wisdom of a thousand galaxies and dimensions, comprised in a pail, a liquefied elevator of consciousness, a source of nourishment for humanity. Intuition and prophecy come to life in the illuminated Aquarius mind, a place where ideas and cosmic knowledge are spun into bubbles of wisdom from other beings. The Aquarius teachings profess the inherent doubt in everything, even one’s own beliefs, and encourage an endless exploration for spiritual science. His temple sits in a place behind the eyes, entered through thought and attaining the lack there of, two lines in the Aquarius symbol to give life and separation. The wisdom here is received, a soul signal to infinity, the value of truth and being awake. It generates tremendous humanitarian love, individual faith, and God indwelling. It involves a certain surrender to madness, to riddles and rhymes, and the intoxicant of thought. It respects nature, wildlife, children, and art as if they are all forms of God

Pisces

Every life has infused into one with Pisces, the mirror of souls, the containment of centuries old experience and God’s wisdom. She revisits home night after night in dream, a place she can regenerate and restore her faith and knowledge. The Pisces wisdom is one without language, it involves feeling, sublime guidance, grace, and humility. Her temple is by the seaside, filled with books on religion, and meditation, and jyotisha, and alchemy. She holds the knowledge of all time and stars and skies, medicine, divine intuition, dream, death, spirits, and salvation. People would travel for miles by sea to hear her wisdom, and she chants a remedy for the poor, bonds for the addicted, cures for the sick, and relief for the abused. She is holding hands that are scarred, and not judging, but accepting, and cradling, and loving, and breathing in God. From every age she sings her wisdom, she becomes five when she plays with the babies that adore her. She is 5000 years old when she shares her deep insights, and she is ageless because she knows she is timeless

 @owenabbott​ 

Apply to a  job, wait (1) day, then call.  Give them your first and last name. Tell them you submitted an application and that you’re very motivated to find [Enter field name] work. Let the conversation lead you wherever it takes. Be very polite. Say” thank you for your time, I’ll be looking forward to hearing back from you.” Rinse, repeat. This is to force them to be looking out for your application. 

 When you get to the interview, shake their hand firmly,  tell them your first and last name.  

Describe your experiences  as “ two years transcription and data entry” if you have a desk job interview and “ [however many years]  costumer service, retail and stock” for your retail jobs.  

Don’t use job “ buzz words” I stg they hear them all day. Say  things like, “ I’m detail oriented and am very good at taking instruction.”  “ I would like to work for a company with integrity and I feel that [ company name] would be a good fit”

When they ask you if you have “reliable transportation” say  YES. don’t tell them what kind of transportation, just say yes. (if you don’t do this, you wont get the job , I’m telling you right now). 

Research the company. Know what they do, why they do it, how OLD the company is. WHERE it was founded, and what kind of position you’re intending to apply for.

When they ask you “ give us a situation where you had to blah blah blah” Make one the fuck up. Make yourself sound good as hell, and like you put your company’s needs slightly above the customer’s needs, but make the customer happy. 

If they ask you about being outgoing, Say you “like to focus on your work so you can concentrate on doing things right” (which buys you out of having to act friendly all the time)

Questions for after the interview:

1.  Does this position offer upward mobility?

2. Do you enjoy working for the company? (if you’re not interviewing for a temp agency who will send you anywhere)

 Then, shake their hand,  Ask them to repeat their name (REMEMBER THIS) say thank you for your time, wish them a nice day and leave. write their name down outside if you have to, just remember the fuck out of it. 

AFTER your interview, send a card directed to the name of the person who interviewed you (I’ll give you them) that says “Thank you for the interview, I appreciate the opportunity. have a great day” This shows  that you have an understanding of professionalism, and will have them thinking of you kindly (or at least remembering you) when they’re shuffling through the choices. 

DO NOT tell them you just moved to the city over the phone.  In person, tell them you just moved to the city. Make it sound like the only reason you need a job is because you moved. Not because you’re desperate. 

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 The titles of each section are key words you can use to search for jobs on Snagajob.com  and Simplyhired.

Data Entry:

http://citystaffing.com/job/data-entry-specialistsmailroom-clerk/?utm_source=Indeed&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=Indeed

https://www.roberthalf.com/officeteam/job-search/chicago-il/data-entry-clerks-needed/43517752?codes=IND

http://www.simplyhired.com/job/data-entry-specialists-job/chicago-transit-authority/jepfivkhjk?cid=udsowkxtausyzitcfeecaeuzoxkltmbl

https://jobs-theprivatebank.icims.com/jobs/3435/temporary—data-entry/job?mode=job&iis=SimplyHired&iisn=SimplyHired&utm_source=simplyhired&utm_medium=jobclick&mobile=false&width=792&height=500&bga=true&needsRedirect=false&jan1offset=-360&jun1offset=-300

 Front Desk:

http://localjobs.joblur.com/jobapplication2/?jobid=99957&subaffid=300006&JobType=Food%20/%20Bev%20/%20Hosp&ix=1&c1=99957

https://jobs.ajg.com/job/-/-/109/1256110?apstr=%26src%3DJB-10280

https://pepper.hiretouch.com/job-search/job-details?jobID=32066&job=receptionist

http://accesscommunityhealth.hodesiq.com/jobs/default.aspx?JobID=5203566 (this one is close to the place you rented.)

http://ihg.taleo.net/careersection/all/jobdetail.ftl?job=R113601&lang=en&media_id=24863&src=Indeed&src=JB-10920

https://covalentcareers.com/employer/listing/86450f8517588197c9b04f5068ed4300/detail/?apply=1&ref=indeed&v=30&utm_source=indeed&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=indeed_optical

http://www.careerbuilder.com/jobseeker/jobs/jobdetails.aspx?APath=2.21.0.0.0&job_did=JHN0KY6823WBWZX21VM&showNewJDP=yes&IPath=JRKV0F

http://www.simplyhired.com/job/front-desk-receptionist-customer-service-sales-job/rosin-optical-co-inc/qaeoquzgdi?cid=ivdnhijkmxchdanahwfoupazcwisfnxt

http://www.simplyhired.com/job/receptionist-front-desk-job/all-us-jobs/fonj7wmldf?cid=trhyvmfcsgjltxkjxkemyinsjveewfjp

Other jobs you don’t need a degree for that aren’t retail:

Dental hygenist ( yeah, seriously, who knew!) They also make about 40,000 a year)

Stenographer-Court Reporter

Surveyer ( you need a certificate for this, but its something you can get while working a temporary job and doing this on the side. Also, they make like $55,000 a year sooooooo) https://sjobs.brassring.com/TGWEbHost/jobdetails.aspx?jobId=1406428&PartnerId=16023&SiteId=5118&codes=IND

Real Estate Broker

Purchasing agents, except wholesale, retail, and farm products ( basically you arrange to buy large things) they make like 60K

Claims adjuster 

Loan Officer

Subway driver (trains) they make like 60K,