number one Wilbur hater!!

I jotted down all his lines instead of taking bad screenshots.. I think the one that stood out the most was this one

“Do you ever spill coffee on your clothes and it leaves a stain? And do ya act like the stain’s normal since, if ya ac like everything’s fine, most folks think it is? That lesson applies to a lot more than coffee stains. Folks don’t notice calm as much as they do panic.”

I think the lines in HHP are inspired off their Pocket Camp lines as seen by a few of Wilbur’s, and at first I was like oh okay I know this one but.no I didn’t… this is the line I THOUGHT it was

“Have you ever spilled coffee on your uniform and stained it? But if it happens to be in the shape of a dodo, folks will just think it's intentional, so it's all right!”

And I think it gives him a lot more character… not wanting to cause worry or panic is an interesting character trait. It’s almost the same message but the HHP one is.much more meaningful😭

“Take a look at this shirt. Nice, right? The fabric’s all stretchy, just like the fabric they used for old plane wings!”

This one isn’t as meaningful but I enjoyed it because I have a headcanon that Wilbur doesn’t like restrictive clothing but it seems like it could probably apply to Orville! Stretchy fabric that he enjoys.. I also like that his mind immediately goes to airplanes

“I wear my uniform even when I’m stretching my wings out at my vacation home. That way, once I return, I can get back to work so quick, it’ll seem like I never left!”

KILLS YOU KILLS YOU KILLS YOU.lovingly! Or!! Maybe you can just!!! Change!!!! And take time off work!!!!! Maybe!!!!!

“This place is so relaxing… So relaxing that sometimes I can nod off without meaning to!” This one is just plain cute.. I also wanted to point out I looooove his like…accent isn’t the right word but I like that he uses “didja, ya, whaddaya, lemme, whatcha” like it’s just.so cute… I’ve noticed this forever ago obviously but seeing it more makes me so happyyyy

Fuhuhu! another win for me!!1!!

AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!

GIRL WHAT

have you ever being alone at the comfort of your house, and feel somebody watching you? no.

but i have this past late 3 weeks, ever since i bought animal crossing new horizons. now, everyone loves animal crossing, i wasnt the expection, so i bought the new game. when i started, i put my name: wilbur

everything was normal, i did as tom nook said and i find my villagers a place to stay, who they are is irrelevant to the matter. i was having lots of fun, and then i had to name my iland. i wrote down: bend. i played a little more, but i got curious, can you go to the airpert at this point in the game?? i went running to the airport to check and, surprisingly, i got inside and there was…nobody. i went to the counter to see if orville was there hiding. i really like orville. but he wasnt there. i got sad and left.

i went to sleep (in my island) and had the usual conversation with k.k slider, but at the end, he said something to me that was strange. he said: “watch out for the naughtiest one”. i was shock at such words, strange…very strange. anyways, i played normally the next day, picking fruit, picking stick, erranding for tom nook. but while i was talking to him, a dialogue appeared: “you see [wilbur], i’ve been worried about something…last night, our trusty pilot, Wilbur, was acting strange.” 

I blenk, surprise.

toom nook continued his dialogue: “if you could go check in on him, i would greatly appreciate it, yes yes!” i stared at the screen, dumbfounded. what did this mean. i went to the airport again, and again orville wasnt there. i was sad. but the doors that were close were now, open. i thought about going in there, but i didnt want to, so i leave…that is what i would say, if i was lying. i went right through the open gates and the screen went black. the little symbol of charging was there, on the corner, but something was wrong. the symbol wasn’t the usual island one, but rather…the horror! orville?! but he was…laying there!! no! orville are you okay?! i was feeling nauseous at the thought of something bad having happened to my favorite character..

when the screen went back, i was in a scenario i have never seen before…we were behind the airport, on the bridge that connects to where the plane was. i have never seen this before…i walk up to the plane, but before i could do anything, my game glitched…no…it wasnt a normal glitch…it was…who is that?! who is that.

it was a face, not human but rather…bird?! i didnt know what to think. thankfully my game came back to normality, i think. but i wasnt in the place of before, now i was..at an island?! what!? i was well into the island’s land, which is weird, because you’re usually left in the dock with…wilbur!

i run to the dock, and i saw nothing…no one was there…what. i was very freak out, but the thought of having found a secret was exciting, and honestly, i was more excited than scared. because is animal. crossing, its not scary guys. i decided to go on and explore the island, like normal. it was a standar big fish island, unfortunately i didnt have a velting pole to go to the little bit of land in the middle. woah…thanks wilbur! i said to myself, sarcastically.

i explore a little more before i got bore…so i went back to the dock to see if wilbur was there so he could take me back home, and…he was…

but that wasnt wilbur

it was…different.

he looked disheveled, and had an…evil smile, on his bird face. i was weird out, what happen to you wilbur?

“im feeling it”

what?!

“im feeling it…the naaaaughtyyyy”

what was that?!!! i got so scared i almost fell out the bed. what did you say?! i said out loud.

“hahaha. didnt you hear me? im metaphorsing…into something greater” did wilbur answer to me?! what??!!!!

i wanted to turn down my console, but wilbur shake his head, and the button didnt work. “tch tch, silly kid. this is MY wild world now.” i couldnt believe my ears.

wilbur what is this!??! stop it im scared! i said to him and wilbur just cross his arms…wings. “no can do, now im the one playing. and today? we are playing..naughty”

i was. shit. i was so scared, i thought about leaving my room, but wilbur spoke again. “dont even think about it, shmuck! i already close all the doors in this house” noooo! wuaaah!!! i cried.

what do you want from me naughty wilbur?! i havent done anything to you!!! “yes you have” he said. “you have enter my world, thinking you could control it! how foolish of you…hahahah!” stop thiiiis!!! wilbuuuur!!!

“now youll se my power, and end up like my dear brother, polite orville.” whaaat?! i screamed angry. what…what did you do to him??

naughty wilbur just laughed, evilly. “he was a great dodo, but i had to get rid of him…now he is Delta Echo Alpha Delta!!!” 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! i punched the wall, angry. how…how could you…i said in tears. grrrr, youll pay for thiiiis!

“there is nothing you can do to stop me. after i take complete control of your mind, ill expand my reign…to…new horizons.!”

Not if i stop it!!! i throw the console to the wall. 

“auch” said wilbur in incredible pain, i could see it in his pixely sunglasses. after what you did to my favorite character, orville, youll see….my rage!!!

then we began to battle. i cant tell you how it was possible, or how it went. but it was a very bloody fight of mights, and the fate of the universe…i won.

i raised up my fist, victorious, as naughty wilbur layed on the ground. heh…you see wilbur…i couldn’t have done this without my love for orville and humanity…a being of darkness and naughtiness could never understand something as pure as that!!

“urghhhhg… this…isnt…the last of me!”

then he teleported out of my bedroom. i sigh, and then fall to my knees, crying. im sorry orville…i couldnt save you…

“is okay…” i heard an angelic voice, like that of my beautiful blue dodo orville. i look up, and it was in fact him, in the air, flying!

o-orville youre flying…i said, with a big smile on my punched messed up face. im sorry i could…

“is okay buddy! now i can…rest in peace…but know my evil brother, naughty wilbur, will be back…prepare for that”

yes orville, i will, i said between sobs then…he faded away in the wind…like a memory…

i understood then…that i had to prepare for the worst…i had to train so i could once again defeat that horrible horrible being that was…

naughty wilbur….

I didn't know Wilbur fancy himself a writer!!! Hah! What a joke!!1!

An awful joke btw!!! 🛌

I told him to please get out of my house but he is sleeping on the couch now...i dont wanna be rude...

This photo is how i imagine Evilbur interacting with anyone on the island

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Little colored sketch i did while taking a break from artfight stuff.