love hangover

Lock up your sons, make way for the daughters You be the lamb and we’ll be the slaughter You burned the witches, now you’re defenseless Who needs a Y with this many X’s

my hair is a mess pls don’t break up with me

hire me to play all your special events! weddings, funerals, holiday office parties, you name it!

oh, so she’s that 𝖇𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍 🌸💀

2 day road trip? still lookin alright 🥴

Why do they call a banana hammock THAT?

be safe, kids. wash your hands and don’t drink corona beer

happy international women’s day to dylan, the love of my life.

Odette by Prada.

spot the difference

I saw your picture Hanging on the back of my door Won’t give you my heart No one lives there anymore

hello my hair refuses to grow, so i put extensions in and i feel like a new person

In my past life I like to think I made it as a pretty good waiter. I Superman that shit to get it to you and that’s a pretty damn decent good thing to put on a resume