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It's Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest. just how Every day of my life will be Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest, on account of how I am Never Ever Going There.

Got his ass together in three words

Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.

The thing is, if they trained a pigeon to make paintings and art, I would think that was cool as fuck. That is not the case with AI art.

drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy

"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

Are you ever typing something that your phone autocapitalizes and you go back and re-type it just to force uncapitalize it. Like no sorry mcdonalds doesn’t deserve that level of respect from me

“oooh i need junji ito to write me an essay” okay so youre a little baby so youre a little baby waby who needs mommys help

not junji ito. where did he come from. this is supposed to say chatgpt

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

Rb this and put in the tags what you typically always have with you when you leave the house except your phone, wallet and keys, I'll go first: MP3 player, planner, sunglasses, can of mate and bandaids.