Don't Be Late

'I opened up to you, and you judged me.' 

'We just gonna nail a lot of girls named Stephanie.' 

'I'm leaving you, you cow!'

'Guess what you guys? My shoes are filled with blood!'

'If you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly.' 

'You saw me in there. I was swinging like a colostomy bag.'

'Psychotic prom queen bitch.'

'A drunk clown hurt me once.' 

'What's the point of sleeping with you if it doesn't get your attention?' 

'Who's dick is this?'

'This whole office is not Feng Shui. All the desks are facing evil.' 

'You are a striking and classic beauty in the vein of Brooke Shields.'

'I think I stole a baby.'

'You're a lot smarter than you look. Of course, you look like a retard.'

'I've seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial.' 

'There's no sense in nonsense when the heat is hot.'