why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man

CPR is the human version of blowing in a video game cartridge and hoping it will work again.

What the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkahdkeksoxucgbsjsisufysppejfbxl

I fucking miss you.

me: wow, I’m really overwhelmed right now my consciousness: *begins leaving my body*

i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot

Ever look around and realize u can’t blame yr current situation on anyone but yourself lmao

“my mother and my parents”

you want to make fun of my tragedy? huh? hm? my mother and parents are dead shitface

i thought the bermuda triangle was gonna be a huge problem when i was younger

sir could you just calm down for a second