7PinkPenguins

My cousin (Easter 2022)

Me: Well, if we need like... cocoa for the cake.

My cousin: Well don't worry about that we got carrots!

Cashier: Hi! How are you--

Customer: CRANBERRIES.

Customer: *Throws bag of cranberries on counter*

Cashier: ...

My mother has quite a history with incorrectly naming animals or believing in incorrect facts about them. However, a little more recently, my mother incorrectly named another one. 

I had placed a framed drawing of mine in our living room. Just some little drawing of rhinos that I didn’t have room to place in my bedroom. 

A few days later, my sister approached me. I asked her what she thought of it and she told me that my mother had seen it earlier and my sister asked her the same question. My sister told me that my mother said she liked it, then proceed to ask, “Yeah, what are those again? Rhinosauruses?” 

I have a dog, right? He’s a chihuahua, black and white, hates everyone, you know, like a normal chihuahua if a little over weight. 

I happened to walk by my sister talking to him while he was on the couch. He looked angry as always and she said, “He’s a foot long sub.” 

My Sister

My sister: A seagull is a great pet.

Me: A seagull would NOT be a good pet.

My sister: ... Yes they are, what are you talking about.

Me: ...

My cousin, for the sake of it we’ll call him Caleb, was talking to us one day. I don’t remember how it was brought up but, he said: 

“One day, I will be president. But, not of the United States, like, the Milky Way will be mine.” 

Consider this my first post I guess.