greater chicago ferret association

imagine how good it must feel to press a gun to your temple after a bad day and just hold it there with your eyes closed for a few minutes before sighing and putting it away

@a-literal-no-name

I’m always saying this 👆🏻💯

#dark femininity #coquette #lana del rey #mypussytasteslikepepsicola #female manipulator

girl taking off her headphones all forlornly on her sunday night making peace with whats to come

busy re-establishing yugoslavia online with my tumblr mutuals

In my mind this post has a million notes

In the bathroom and cascada every time we touch just came on and the girl in the stall next to me was like oh my god this is my song and started peeing harder

seven minutes in hell where you beat the shit out of each other. in a closet

met a guy from saudi arabia last night at a bar, he came here with his sister so she could have surgery. he told me “i love your country for healing my sister. there are many wonderful things here, but there’s one thing you do not have. mercy” and then he asked if that was a boston thing or an overall american quality

i love calling literally any media that i dislike “masturbatory.” it just feels so scathing and satisfying. masturbatory, navel-gazing, self-indulgent, cloying, vapid, and hollow. an utterly pointless exercise in shock and spectacle from a spoiled, coked-up narcissist playing dress-up as an artist. god that felt good

might be an outlier here but when i smell my neighbors smoking weed i just smile and nod its like adjacent to hearing christmas carolers for me… good tidings and joy unto you brother

if I had a wrestling persona they would be part demon part pharmacist and their name would be DVS (like CVS but pronounced Devious) and their catchphrase would be Welcome To The Harmacy