confess

maybe it’s his good looks? secret ingredient? is it dinah making the chili secretly? i hope you’re meaning the food, but all i know is i’ve yet to have some so, sharing is caring ol’ man.

asking the questions that matter, we love it! in no particular order:

1. bruce wayne — i mean, c’mon do we even have to explain? broody, handsome, and uber rich? sign us the hell up!

2. john constantine — speaking of hell, john has got to be the hottest exorcist we’ve ever laid eyes on! feel free to exorcise our demons anytime, john!

3. tony stark — can’t forget everyone’s favorite avenger! he’s as handsome as he is smart, and considering he’s a genius, that’s a whole lotta hot! 

4. julio richter — there is no way we can talk about hot without mentioning julio! being that hot and having that much power? phew, nobody stands a chance!

5. logan howlett — who gave logan the right to look that good? it’s infuriating! that being said, we’re free tomorrow night mister howlett !

an important question indeed !! right now it looks like our heroes are focused on this hope serum that has hit the streets. it’s hard to tell if they’re losing or winning, especially when the thing they’re trying to defeat can’t be traced to one person specifically. will they ever truly be able to destroy every last drop of the hope serum? most likely not, but it’s safe to say they are doing what they can given the circumstances !!

it’s hard to keep up with so many potential relationships beginning to blossom, but there are a few that definitely have our attention !! ben and mj seem to have some serious chemistry going on and we gotta say, we’d love to see that ship sail. our resident badasses jason and rose would make such a lethal couple, we’re just dying to see them together. oh, and we can’t forget felicia and peter, one of our fave otps !! let’s go spideycat, we’re all rooting for you two !!!

period. give the masses what they want mister wayne, we need answers and pronto !!

now dolphin’s back in the picture, boy must be parched. i mean... have you seen her ?? so maybe now would be a good time to soak our favorite little fishy.

yikes, well if that’s true, cheating is never okay. so lets hope scotty has the decency to wait until he’s SINGLE to act on anything he may or may not be feeling towards the white queen.

whatever gets you off, nonnie. but personally, i’d save that name for the ACTUAL billionaire daddies around here. the heirs to stark industries, wayne enterprises and queen industries perhaps ?

ugh, tell me about it, ‘non. all we want is to see miss. cat happy ! what the hell is parker waiting for ??

confession: i think we ALL love tony stark. you’d be crazy not too.

maybe so, dear nonnie. but he IS a clone of mister parker… so wouldn’t that mean they’d both be SO cute with her ??

oooh, that’s a toughie ! i suppose julian’s okay — but he’s no pixie. & what about gabby ?? isn’t she just the cutest lil thing ??

woah, hold your horses, ‘non ! mj is NOT an item to be snagged, let that be known.

moving on from that - we must admit, peter does need to hurry up and make a move already, we’re always a sucker for another BFF TO LOVERS storyline !

now nonnie, not everyone can be so CHEERFUL all the time, we all have our rough days... but we’ll start taking notes when she picks up mister drake’s intensive coffee diet. someone give that poor boy an intervention already. 

if you can even call it breaking up. i don’t think they were ever officially together, ‘non. just... you know... spending their days together, sleeping together, protecting one another when attending a gala turns into fighting for your life... but yeah - still not entirely sure they were actually dating or not. and something tells me that they don’t either. 

bold of you to assume this is peter’s loss. it’s alright, petey, we would never push you away. 

i dunno, ‘non. i’d say it’s too early to say. though i don’t think roy would ever do that to jason. i suppose only time will tell.