Deadpool

They were visited by the coke fairy. Did soldier boy get his 69 wishes? 

They were visited by the coke fairy. Did soldier boy get his 69 wishes? 

They were visited by the coke fairy. Did soldier boy get his 69 wishes? 

They were visited by the coke fairy. Did soldier boy get his 69 wishes? 

He had like fifty orgasms and is pregnant now.

Pats him on the back and says, “You’re a weird motherfucker. It’s okay… aunt Mae is pregnant too.”

“Im craving some tacobell. You want some soldier daddy? And we’re having twins?!” Jolly good times!

He had like fifty orgasms and is pregnant now.

Can he snort coke on it?

The drink or his magic fairy dust? Last time Deadpool snorted coke it burned his nose. Are you supposed to snort it cold or hot?

He’s wiping away a tear! Soldier boy’s first fourth wall break! “They grow up so fast.” Wade is talking to the invisible camera like a proud parent

Ben is so confused. Perhaps it’s his drug intake or maybe this is reality. Who fucking knows. “What is this? Who the fuck is Captain America? He looks like a pussy.”

“He’s the less sexier version of you.” Captain America also looks like Johnny storm… he’s not sure if the others have gathered that yet. “Do you want a cokeshake to go with your book?”

He’s wiping away a tear! Soldier boy’s first fourth wall break! “They grow up so fast.” Wade is talking to the invisible camera like a proud parent

“Picture this he’s a dying patient, and the only way you can save him is by letting my great friend, Soldier Boy, go back in time and have a romantic night with 2002 Aunt Mae. Wouldn’t you want to help save that patient, Doctor?”

“Sadly, no, but I think there’s a way I can take you to her. Our caped doctor? He has some amulet thingy that’ll send you to 2002. You can get your happy ending with a ripe Aunt Mae in her golden years.” It’s motherfucking adventure time!

“You’re a good fuckin’ man, Red Condom. You think Pussy Harry Potter could pull this off?” He’s taking a bite of his PB & C sandwich.

“Thank you, sexier Captain America.” Getting a compliment from Soldier Boy is an honor. “We’d have to convince him or get him when he’s sleeping.” Uncle Ben is the only other obstacle in Soldier Boy’s way.

“Sadly, no, but I think there’s a way I can take you to her. Our caped doctor? He has some amulet thingy that’ll send you to 2002. You can get your happy ending with a ripe Aunt Mae in her golden years.” It’s motherfucking adventure time!