brunito

humping your mattress like a dog in heat is truly therapeutic if you’re a faggot

it’s funny because in cotbp jack strikes a deal with barbossa all "oh btw you should like take the dauntless and then you can introduce yourself as commodore barbossa. how’s that sound" and you think that’s stupid. commodore is a naval rank and then three films later hes very sincerely joined the goddamn royal navy

(trying to say "i keep thinking about potc at worlds end" quirkily) im awesome

the alternative: im awful

james norrington is so yellow in at worlds end but i still associate him with blue

(yaoi brainrotted to the point of no return) hit me baby one more time by Britney Spears belongs in my sparrington playlist because. just think about it