Gargoyl_666

Just watched someone fail at parallel parking in 3 different spots and then turn around a drive away

Listen just because they're my favorite cafe doesn't mean that I like their coffee. I just like them

Bad coffee and loitering. I am a satisfied man

Saw a shirtless man #istaywinning

A secret that they don't tell you is that not being able to have your face posted on social media because you were stocked for a while and he is very good at finding mentions of you online is very embarrassing for a lot of things.

My 50 pound pit mix sometimes lets me pick her up the way that one might hold a cat which is more impressive because I am not a tall man by any measure

Bribing the gays with a sweet treat to leave the house with me

My ideal world is one where I can come home and cuddle with my dog and boyfriend every day

I missed the bus and the next one is delayed but I also just had the best latte I've ever experienced so it's not all bad

God bless the creator of coffee and the barista who makes it for me

#tummy upset

They hate me because I'm really good at reverse engineering knitting patterns based off of one or two photos

I always wonder what other people who speak a second language think like because the inside of my brain is a mash up of English German and a little Spanish and I think it would probably confuse any mind readers

I think that some people just suck

There should be a way to have pockets without wearing clothes

White girls have it right. Pumpkin spice is amazing