clown…or shawn

UGHHHHHH. Ughh. Penile Organ. Balloons. Out of Flesh. Between my Legs. Pinning my Cock down. UHHHH. Came

Who the hell do you have between your legs other than me???

My Shawn Clown Crahan Shaped Bodypillow............HIII BABY

Well thank God I was scared there!! Hey, Babydoll.

Put a Baby in me.

Just arch that back and lie down for me, baby… I’ll soothe all your pain.

Dunno if you’re wanting to be me or Chris… But either way I don’t think you want it.

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

Next time I’ll stretch you so wide I can fit my hand up there.

Cranking my Hog right now. Come over (:

On my way.

Hurry up. Fuck traffic laws and fuck Me instead

UGHHHHHH. Ughh. Penile Organ. Balloons. Out of Flesh. Between my Legs. Pinning my Cock down. UHHHH. Came

Who the hell do you have between your legs other than me???

My Shawn Clown Crahan Shaped Bodypillow............HIII BABY

Well thank God I was scared there!! Hey, Babydoll.

Put a Baby in me.

Just arch that back and lie down for me, baby… I’ll soothe all your pain.

Dunno if you’re wanting to be me or Chris… But either way I don’t think you want it.

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

Next time I’ll stretch you so wide I can fit my hand up there.

Cranking my Hog right now. Come over (:

On my way.

UGHHHHHH. Ughh. Penile Organ. Balloons. Out of Flesh. Between my Legs. Pinning my Cock down. UHHHH. Came

Who the hell do you have between your legs other than me???

My Shawn Clown Crahan Shaped Bodypillow............HIII BABY

Well thank God I was scared there!! Hey, Babydoll.

Put a Baby in me.

Just arch that back and lie down for me, baby… I’ll soothe all your pain.

Dunno if you’re wanting to be me or Chris… But either way I don’t think you want it.

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

Next time I’ll stretch you so wide I can fit my hand up there.

UGHHHHHH. Ughh. Penile Organ. Balloons. Out of Flesh. Between my Legs. Pinning my Cock down. UHHHH. Came

Who the hell do you have between your legs other than me???

My Shawn Clown Crahan Shaped Bodypillow............HIII BABY

Well thank God I was scared there!! Hey, Babydoll.

Put a Baby in me.

Just arch that back and lie down for me, baby… I’ll soothe all your pain.

Dunno if you’re wanting to be me or Chris… But either way I don’t think you want it.

So I'm not your type and/or you're not a bottom?

No…You ARE my type but I wouldn’t think you’d be into a, uh, threesome… And no, I’m not… A bottom…

UGHHHHHH. Ughh. Penile Organ. Balloons. Out of Flesh. Between my Legs. Pinning my Cock down. UHHHH. Came

Who the hell do you have between your legs other than me???

My Shawn Clown Crahan Shaped Bodypillow............HIII BABY

Well thank God I was scared there!! Hey, Babydoll.

Put a Baby in me.

Just arch that back and lie down for me, baby… I’ll soothe all your pain.

Dunno if you’re wanting to be me or Chris… But either way I don’t think you want it.

UGHHHHHH. Ughh. Penile Organ. Balloons. Out of Flesh. Between my Legs. Pinning my Cock down. UHHHH. Came

Who the hell do you have between your legs other than me???

My Shawn Clown Crahan Shaped Bodypillow............HIII BABY

Well thank God I was scared there!! Hey, Babydoll.

Put a Baby in me.

Just arch that back and lie down for me, baby… I’ll soothe all your pain.

UGHHHHHH. Ughh. Penile Organ. Balloons. Out of Flesh. Between my Legs. Pinning my Cock down. UHHHH. Came

Who the hell do you have between your legs other than me???

My Shawn Clown Crahan Shaped Bodypillow............HIII BABY

Well thank God I was scared there!! Hey, Babydoll.

UGHHHHHH. Ughh. Penile Organ. Balloons. Out of Flesh. Between my Legs. Pinning my Cock down. UHHHH. Came

Attempting to.

UGHHHHHH. Ughh. Penile Organ. Balloons. Out of Flesh. Between my Legs. Pinning my Cock down. UHHHH. Came

Who the hell do you have between your legs other than me???

What’s up, man…

“You’d be right on that one, Paulie…”

“Haha, what are you talking about, man? I would do no such thing. And I have a very trusting smile, Paul. Just as sweet as yours…”

“Great! Now, would you like to come to the grocery store with me? I got some shit I need to get, and I don’t want to be alone.”