human pregnancy is so wild to me. like, you can just create another consciousness. and you can do it accidentally in the Cheesecake Factory parking lot

continuing to being the sweetest girl alive despite it all

come over we can poke my bruises

before we have sex can you reassure me i’m the most precious thing you’ve ever seen and repeat it a thousand times please

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

A very "I hope your family isn't too bad this year" to all who celebrate

i want a boyfriend so i can ask Him to Go buy me milkshakes and pay for my lip liner

i need to come over and lay on your living room floor. yeah no you can keep doing whatever you're doing. i'll just be there

when little miss “i can do it myself” meets mr “sit down"