I thinks I might loves you.

Ashton: "Tadpoles are baby turtles!" "Michael you are yelling!!" "Wearing green underwear today, I feel like a frog." "When you've got nothing you have a lot to fight for." "I WILL NOT GET A HAIRCUT" "A girl flashed me today so I flashed her back." "Canadians speak french?!!??" "I just swore, you can't post this anywhere!" "Holy balls cockatoo" "I look like my mum"

Calum: "Least ya know what it looks like now." "Sell the kids for food." "You can't let the time slip, you gotta just live in the moment." "Did I invite you to my barbecue? No? So why are you all up in my grill?" "I'm tight and I'm bright." "Cuddle???" "I just took an online viking test." "Today or tomorrow it had a bom on it and it blowd up. THE END" "fuck you guys for not telling me"

Luke: "I hate this band." "I'm a ballerina." "Guys, I'm really trying here..." "I lub you." "You can't sit with us." "#votw5sos cause we love to party- I laughed for 10 minutes, #vote5sos sorry" "Find something that makes you happy and don't let anyone take it away from you." "I don't know what to do." "I love Michael." "Snapback Michael gives me life." "Why's my penis so bent and weird?" "Calum is daddy af"