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Homoerotic friendship where we just beat the shit out of each other #needthat

Hey bro can I come over and cough up blood and cough up blood and order takeout and then cough up more blood

very funny that an older woman living alone with a bunch of cats was always such a negative stereotype. god forbid women experience peace

isolation the most goated coping mechanism i love talking to no one and losing my mind alone

(flirting) wow! your hands are so big, you could kill someone with these. you could kill me with these..

they;re gonna give me an extra row of teeth bc ive been good

see this scar right here? That's from when my own pet cigarette turned on me and bit me as a child. my father had to put it down in the shed with an ash tray

more singers should add gut wrenching screams in their songs. for me. on my behalf.

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

problematic sanity gap

(guy experiencing ocd) maybe its not ocd. maybe im evil

i have final destination premonitions all the time but instead of seeing death i see all the possible liquids i could knock onto my laptop

so basically what we’re gonna do is dance

hey man can you fucking loosen my leash a little I swear I was just trying to smell a flower on this walk and not run in the road

i'm considering jacking off... i'll have my people call your people

Hit the hay so hard last night that i found the needle