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griffin mcelroy voice: welcome to my fun comedy show for jokes :) in this episode, listen as a man begs one of his closest friends to kill him so he doesn’t forget his missing wife’s face

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There’s two kinds of people. There’s “doesn’t he have any pictures of his wife” and “hahahahahha fuck you”

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Even if he had pictures he would be able to recognize her unless he was a lich and that makes my heart H U R T

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HEY UHHH WHAT IF LOOKING AT TAAKO GAVE BARRY A HEADACHE AND HE COULDN’T EXPLAIN WHY UNTIL HE DIED IN PHANDALIN AND BECAME A LICH AGAIN I’ll go sit in the corner now

#taz balance #taz #the adventure zone #blupjeans #barry bluejeans #taako #lup #the adventure zone balance

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LETS GET TWO THINGS STRAIGHT

1. I’m BABY

2. I’m a BOTTOM

ANY QUESTIONS???

#baby #im baby

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sweat dreams!

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S-sweat?

I need someone who’s good at art to draw Bruce Banner, Thor, all the 7 birds, Angus, and Kravitz on a spaceship. Hawaiian shirts are optional but recommended. I need it. Here’s why:

There’s a bottle of coolant against my leg and it makes my leg cold I don’t like this

#cold #car coolant #coolant #my mom told me to make this post #she said it woudl be popular #dont disappoint me #make it famous

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*wakes up in the morning* time to be nice

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no i am going to do arson

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bi and pan people!!!!! are neat!!!!!!!!

reblogging this is not mandatory but it is highly recommended!

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I am

Neat!!

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Awesome!!

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:D

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I water my plants with milk

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That’s good for their bones, keep it up

I FORGOT THIS WAS MY FUCKINF DESK TOP BACKGROUND THING

#homestuck #vriska #vriska meme

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Zombiecore?? Yes.

Dirt! On! Clothes!

R e d L i q u i d C o n s u m p t i o n

Wanting to be Not Alive, but not wanting to be Dead.

No Running

Being buried in sand :)

Hanging out near graveyards

“What if I jsut ate this raw ground beef”

Fake. Blood.

“Dude you look dead” “I feel dead”

Ripped clothes!

Honestly this should be a thing, I can get in on this. Call ur room ur crypt. Be Undead.

Feel free to add more!!

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those dirt cakes (the ones with chocolate pudding and crushed oreos and gummy worms)

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Yes!!!! Vintage clothes, googling “coolest funerals”, and hangin out with bugs and dirt at night :)

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[ID a comic of Jane and Duck Newton, that takes place in an airport. Jane is a dark skinned woman with curly hair dyed blue pulled into two buns with an undercut. She is wearing a NASA t-shirt, a black skirt, and a choker. She has multiple piercings, and she is carrying a gray backpack over one shoulder. Duck is a dark skinned man with long dark hair pulled into a loose ponytail. He is wearig a jacket, a green shirt with two stripes, and jeans The first panel is of Jane with a sly smile saying “So what happened while I was gone? Make any new friends or were you a hermit like usual?” The second panel is of both Jane and Duck. Duck has an embarassed smile and is saying “Actually, yeah!”. Jane has a suprised expression. The third panel is of them walking side by side. Duck is grinning and gesturing with his arms. In various speech bubbles he is saying “Barclay….Mama…and there’s Aubrey-you’d like her, she reminds me a lot of you- and there’s Ned! You know Ned, right? Cryptonomica?” Jane is smiling and looking at him. The foutrth panel is of Jane. Duck, not visible, is saying “and there’s Indrid, who’s uh. Nice. And, uh-” with smaller speechbubbles indicating he is still talking. Jane is smiling. Ene id]

Tfw ur hermit brother finally makes some friends

Howdy time for a face reveal because I’m just really fuckin platonically in love with a dear friend of mine and want her to know how great she is

#platonic #platonic relationship #just friends #seriously #looks like im in love #im not #not romantically #hhhh #face reveal #tik tok

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im sick of people being rude to me in skyrim, theres a dragon attacking the village but you have the audacity to run up to me and tell you cant believe they let people like me wander skyrim ? there are bigger issues at hand bro, there is a dragon right there bro, its burning the villagers to ashes bro, god.

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i cant walk into an inn without some nord making a passive aggressive comment towards me, skyrim is in the middle of a civil war and some ancient dragon is trying to resurrect a dragon army but yes the real threat to the nord way of life is the dark elf twink who just wants to make some soup

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wow it only took over 200 hours of gameplay but i finally found a nord who isnt rude towards me and called out ulfrics hypocrisy in the same conversation

friendship ended with EVERYONE

brunwulf free-winter is now my best friend

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Zombiecore?? Yes.

Dirt! On! Clothes!

R e d L i q u i d C o n s u m p t i o n

Wanting to be Not Alive, but not wanting to be Dead.

No Running

Being buried in sand :)

Hanging out near graveyards

“What if I jsut ate this raw ground beef”

Fake. Blood.

“Dude you look dead” “I feel dead”

Ripped clothes!

Honestly this should be a thing, I can get in on this. Call ur room ur crypt. Be Undead.

Feel free to add more!!

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Addition: random groaning

Zombiecore?? Yes.

Dirt! On! Clothes!

R e d L i q u i d C o n s u m p t i o n

Wanting to be Not Alive, but not wanting to be Dead.

No Running

Being buried in sand :)

Hanging out near graveyards

“What if I jsut ate this raw ground beef”

Fake. Blood.

“Dude you look dead” “I feel dead”

Ripped clothes!

Honestly this should be a thing, I can get in on this. Call ur room ur crypt. Be Undead.

Feel free to add more!!

#zombie #zombiecore #zombie aesthetic #aesthetic #undead

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riot!!!!

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