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If lestat was real id be making hate posts about his music on this blog

now why did the critically acclaimed gothic sci-fi novel harrow the ninth just make a none pizza with left beef reference.

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

“I asked Chat GPT” Well, I asked Mr. Keating and he made me stand up in front of the whole class and give them a demonstration of a barbaric yawp

idgaf what armand does

i dont think blond french men need to tell their side of whatever story they're in

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

A female friend group WOULD fix Armand but Anne Rice often forgot to consider women as people and so this did not happen

yeah bro sex is cool but have you ever read the secret history

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

are you okay beloved you barely mentioned that you have the blood of akasha in you

Hold up lemme post ts to the tumb

Me when my fake ass tumblrina gf posts insane shit and won't stop even though I'm very nice and kind to her.