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These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit
This is the most Chaotic Neutral thing Iâve ever seen.

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the magick of tea
tea is an excellent way to incorporate green witchcraft and herbal magick into your daily life. here is a list of the magickal properties of different teas.
âŸÂ black teas: the teas of winter. known to bring excitement, courage, and financial fortune.
   Ⱡenglish breakfast: warmth, happiness, and courage
   Ⱡirish breakfast tea: energy, strength, and willpower
   Ⱡearl grey: the best tea for attracting money and fortune
   Ⱡchai: love, prosperity, happiness, and healing
⟠white teas: the teas of spring, and the sun. known to heal and cleanse the drinker, as well as enhance spiritual communication and psychic energy.
   Ⱡsilver needle: purification, cleansing and healing
   Ⱡwhite peony: protection against mischief and ill will
⟠green teas: the teas of summer. known for its powers of health, longevity, love and passion.
   Ⱡsencha: prosperity, physical healing, mental strength
   Ⱡmatcha: love, passion and lust
   Ⱡhojicha: banishing negativity, self-love, and health
  Ⱡjasmine: spiritual love, energy charging
⟠oolong teas: the teas of autumn. known to inspire love, serenity, reflection, and balance.
  Ⱡiron goddess: clarity of mind and heart
  Ⱡosmanthus: transformation, harmony and serenity
⟠herbal teas: mixtures of herbs across all the seasons, with varying magickal properties.
  Ⱡchamomile tea: love, healing, reducing stress
  Ⱡpeppermint: sleep, prophetic dreams, clearing negative energy
  Ⱡlemon ginger tea: openness, cleansing, adventure
  Ⱡdandelion root: divination, wishes, calling spirits
  Ⱡfennel: vitality, banishing, energy
  Ⱡginseng: love, beauty, protection
  Ⱡhibiscus: love lust, dreams
  Ⱡechinacea: spirit offering, money drawing
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The Signs as Girlfriends
Aries: At first appears shy, but is actually fiercely protective and outgoing, all they need is to feel comfortable and theyâll come out of their shell. Lots of wrestling and neck kisses, able to unhinge her jaw like a snake. Constantly devouring small animals whole when she thinks youâre not looking.Â
Taurus: Quirky and fun. Lots of hand holding and tight tight hugs. Can sometimes have difficulty voicing how she feels, and so shows affection through actions rather than words. She only feels comfortable speaking in words she has stolen from other lesser girlfriends. Wants her mouth back.
Gemini: More controlling than some people would like, knows all your casual little kinks, idly plays with your hair. Playful bites. Intense skincare routine, made of porcelain, joints bend backwards. During quiet moments you catch her staring dreamily at you.
Cancer: Big sweaters and warm drinks. Constantly wants attention in small ways. Would prefer to just be in the room with you whenever she can. Wants to play video games with you but her claws make it difficult. Sleepy a lot, especially during winter and rainstorms.Â
Leo: Always taking pictures with you. Super outgoing, loves to show you off to other people, even when it can be awkward. Can be a little jealous, to the point of exploding into a cloud of sentient mist that only leaves bones behind. Never stops flirting with you.
Virgo: Eager to a fault, she never stops wanting to try new things with you. Impulsive and adventurous. Host to a colony of parasitic invertebrates that feed on knowledge. A knack for fixing things and a wellspring of trivia.
Libra: Charming as all hell, content with a simple, classic relationship. Lots of movie dates and night drives. Corny but sincere. Never sleeps. Confused by electronics. Always wearing the same set of clothes. Makes noises like intense radio static when scared.Â
Scorpio: Hoodie thief extraordinaire. Tons of inside jokes. You feel like youâve known her forever. Extremely knowledgeable about poisons. Two sets of eyelids. Asks a lot of questions about your blood. Always concerned for your health.
Ophiuchus: Sarcastic, wise beyond her years. No hair due to the burn scars. Good with her hands. Expert marksman. Handmade prosthetic arm. Wanted for piracy. Able to sleep pretty much anywhere.
Sagittarius: Constantly wrapped in a blanket. The epitome of netflix and chill. Can drink you under the table. A good listener. Overwhelmingly strong. Scars from where manacles were branded to her flesh.Â
Capricorn: Knows a little bit about just about everything. Witty jokes and gentle roasting. Loves hearing about your interests. Pet falcon that watches you all the time. Every member of her family also has a surprisingly well trained pet falcon and owns the same curved sword.Â
Aquarius: Competitive and carefree. Encourages you to practice your interests. Bites her lip when she sees you. Infectious smile. Brags about you. Refers to you as an endovertebrate.Â
Pisces: Loves to make you things. Buys you lots of small presents. Loves just listening to you talk. Bio-luminescent blood. Completely prehensile limbs. Very thoughtful.
How to dye your hair blue with indigo
I spent an incredible amount of time looking for an article exactly like this when I was getting into indigo dye, so here it is: how to dye your hair bright blue with natural indigo.
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Found you through your florist stories. Is there a way I could subtly tell someone to fuck off with flowers?
In flower language? Probably, I think Iâve even reblogged something to that effect. ButâŠ.most ppl donât know flower language anymore. No, if you need a true âfuck youâ then hereâs my DIY official tutorial, the Death Bouquet:
(This is gonna be the least wholesome post Iâve ever written and I am so sorry but I am also laughing while I type this.)
Iâve been railing on Pink Floyd roses a lot for their thorns lately because one has sliced my hand open recently. Get some of those.
Next. Get you some ornamental thorn roses. (Iâm not 100% but I think mermaid climbing roses fall into this and are also brutal)
Next. Thistles. Lots of thistles. More thistles than sense.
Next. Dusty miller flower greens. Soft. Weak. Floppy. Clog up your bouquet with these, especially in the middle where theyâll make the stems stick together.
Next. Babyâs Breath. This is your secret weapon. You canât tell when theyâre dead half the time, theyâre strong. Too strong. The wrong touch and FOOOOOOF. Tiny leaves and petals EVERYWHERE itâs as good as a glitter bomb.
NEXT. Abandon common arrangement sense. Fillers first, clog the center with fillers. Clog it, make it dense. Stick a rose or two in, but you want at least 70% filler.
NEXT. Hide the thistles. Hide them under the roses. Make sure some of the heads are at hand level. Spray them with water. You want those stems damp and miserable. Thistles harden as they die.
NEXT. The roses. Line this puppy in roses. Ornamentals and Floyds should be along the outside, this bouquet should be DEADLY to put any weight on. Spray them with water. This bouquet should be so tightly packed that your âhandleâ looks more like a solid mass than anything else.
NEXT. Wrap them in paper. TISSUE PAPER. Thin, weak, damp. Even gardening gloves canât save your hands now.
NEXT. Be strong, treat the bouquet like a bed of nails. The more evenly spread the weight, the less likely you are to get hurt. You will be tempted to give these roses away in person, but be strong. Your ginger body language will give up the game.
FINALLY. Deliver them. Know. KNOW that your plan has worked, because anyone with any sense will see a bouquet and just FIST it with one hand. Maybe the other will come to support it. But just that. Just the hands. Meeting thorny death. A dozen little needle presses. The paper will be too damp to unravel, to see what has done this. Theyâll grab it a few times, trying to learn the secret.
Deliver it with a nice note. Sincere, heartfelt. Make them feel obligated to deep the Death Bouquet. This is where the density comes in. Damp, suffocating, these flowers will mold in secret. Theyâll die and their odor will permeate the air. But, because of the nature of the babyâs breathâŠ.itâll be hard to find. Hard to detect. The roses will be sheltered because theyâre on the outside, getting air and water. But the center will mold, and stink.
Eventually, theyâll realize itâs the flowers, and theyâll move the bouquet, and POOF, it will shatter, leaves and petals everywhere, releasing a gag worthy odor unlike anything theyâve smelled before.
And thatâs how you say âfuck youâ with a bouquet.
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hahahahaha i forgot how batshit that Pepsi Design Doc pdf was iâm reading it again and having a great time
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/pepsis-nonsensical-logo-redesign-document-1-million-for-this/
what the fuck am I reading
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A concept with @inkwillstain about how The Void is a cat that eats peopleâs worries and poops them out into stars.
This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.
I reblogged this shit two days ago yâall⊠what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too âŠ. Iâll take it tho đ€Ż
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Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

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Happy Indigenous Peopleâs Day!
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Thororo is the best ship name ever.
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Hey, I just wanted to ask you if you had any good reading recommendations for witchcraft/magic? You seem like the kind of person who would, and I'm just fascinated by the topics but overwhelmed by the lit. xx
Hello. So, brace yourself: this is going to be a very long post, though I hope it covers a good range of academic writing, fiction and other forms of literature, not to mention a wide variety of genres.
Theories of Magic.
Owen Daviesâ Magic: A Very Short Introduction (x) is brief and broad but it points outward in many directions depending on your area of interest.
Claude LĂ©vi-Strauss, âThe Sorcerer and His Magicâ (x) and Tambiahâs âMagic, Science and Religion (x), both try to draw lines of division between different kinds of âtheoreticalâ or âidealâ belief & practice.
Alan Moore theorises about magic as language / linguistic art.
Histories of Magic & Witchcraft.
If youâre looking for historical inspiration or in-depth exploration of magical beliefs and folklore and practices and the shifting concept of magic in the cultural imagination, you could look at:-
Grimoires: A History of Magic Books (pdf): brilliant wide-ranging exploration of books of spells and how their writings interweave magic and religion, particularly extra-biblical magic (e.g. The American âhex murdersâ of the early twentieth century, citing malevolent use of the seventh book of mosses to murder unwanted spouses, or a cabal of sorcerers trying to assassinate Louis XIV).
Ogdenâs Magic, Witchcraft and Ghosts in the Greek and Roman Worlds (pdf) deals in ancient sorcerers (male and female), shamans and evocators, witches, ghosts and necromancy and the undead, binding spells and curses, erotic magic, kolossoi (Greek equivalent of voodoo dolls), &c.
Kieckheferâs Magic in the Middle Ages (pdf) and Forbidden Rites: a Necromancerâs Manual of The Fifteenth Century are both excellent.
Kors & Peters, Witchcraft in Europe 400-1700: the demonisation of folklore and the growing perception that sorcery & witchcraft were the single greatest threat to medieval Christian Europe.
Frances Yates on renaissance hermeticismâThe Occult Philosophy in the Elizabethan Age (pdf) is wonderful.
âWitchcraft and Magicâ, a video lecture about belief and superstition and persecution in Tudor & Stuart England; âScience, Magic, and Religionâ, a video lecture series.
Tangentially, Carlo Ginsburgâs The Night Battles is about a cult of Benandanti in 16th century Italy who claimed to do spiritual battle with witches at night and itâs completely fascinating.
Yvonne Chireauâs Black Magic:Â about the conjuring tradition amongst African Americans, the power & stigma attached to its practitioners, its fraught relation to Christian belief.
Ozark Magic and Folklore (pdf): an incredible document of disappearing beliefs in witchcraft and folk magic and monsters and charms and omens.
There are dozens of books on the Salem witch trials; the most evocative and detailed Iâve read are Frances Hillâs A Delusion of Satan and A Storm of Witchcraft.
Thereâs also the infamous fifteenth century text on witch-hunting, Malleus Maleficarum (the hammer of the witches), pivotal in shaping the modern image of witches and driving hysteria.
Cornell university has a digital witchcraft collection focused on witchcraft as a matter of theology & religious heresy, e.g. manuscripts and books on demonology, the inquisition, court records of witch-trials, depositions from suspected witches given after imprisonment & torture.
For gender and witchcraft, thereâs Diane Purkissâs The Witch in History (pdf), exploring the changing image of English witches between the Tudor/Stuart age and the twentieth century, and Breuerâs Crafting the Witch.
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five simmering pot recipes that will make your home smell like fall!
Instructions: Fill a small saucepan with water and bring to a boil. Add the ingredients from your favorite recipe, continue to boil for a few minutes, then turn the heat down to simmer. Add water as needed, usually every 30 minutes or so.
Recipe #1 Cinnamon sticks Apple peels Orange rinds Whole cloves
Recipe #2 Peel from 1 lemon Peel from 1 orange 2 bay leaves 3 cinnamon sticks 2 Tablespoons whole cloves
Recipe #3 A few drops vanilla Orange peels
Recipe #4 1 cup dried lavender 1 tsp anise 1 Tablespoon nutmeg 1 Tablespoon whole cloves 1 Cinnamon stick
Recipe #5 5 bay leaves 1 Tablespoon whole cloves 2 sticks cinnamon

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âStop cringing â at your future, at your failure, at yourself in the mirror â and stand up and look directly at who you are. Not who you shouldâve been, but who you are now. Let that person in. Let her be as mediocre and wrong and shameful and sad and miserable and brilliant and hilarious as she wants to be, because she knows exactly what you need to feel good. She has plans for you. She wants to show you what comes next. She wants to take you into the future youâre dreading and say, âSee? You never wouldâve imagined this.â
â âAsk Polly: Is Life All Downhill From Here?â by Heather Havrilesky