Remy LeBeau

[Robert]

"Sad tired man needs to be fucked into oblivion and made gregnant

He's poor and eats Twinkies for every meal but give that man a child and he'll be making them a nutritious meal every day

If he can be a dog dad he can be a real dad

helps him get over generational trauma? Probably not lmao but we'll see what happens

oh yeah it's just that we want him pregnant uhhhh

just put him through the pregnancy wringer idk

it'd be funny."

"Oh so many reasons I don't even know where to start... He's already such a creature and witnessing how he deals with being pregnant would ascend my consciousness to a higher plane... Also other characters from the game helping him through it would be adorable as hell."

"I think it would fix him y'know. Or fuck up his life even worse. Either way I'll be entertained."

"He is the third in a line of superheroes and it's implied that he was specifically born to take up the mantle of superheroing when his dad died. His dad was also shown to be neglectful, if not outright abusive. He also has just, so many self-worth issues, I haven't seen someone so passively suicidal in fiction before. Now, getting pregnant wouldn't fix any of this, but it would make it so delightfully complicated with both the logistics of being an active superhero (depending on when in the timeline this is happening) and trying to keep potential baby safe, and Robert's complicated feelings on his father and fatherhood in general. Also look at him and tell me he wouldn't be cute knocked up. ;)"

"Look at him, he's sad and pathetic but then gets that sweet found family, the polycule will care for him and the baby."

"Robert is an ex-superhero who sits at a desk all day. What's keeping him at that desk?"

"he'd be a good parent, i think he could break the cycle."

"This man loves his dog, he's exhausted, he very reluctantly has a polycule with 10 to 12 members, and is somehow both the only voice of reason in the group and absolutely feral at the exact same time. I just hope it's a girl so we never get a Robert Robertson IV."

"He’s squishy and traumatized and also hr hates him because he has an entire polyamorous relationships. :3 He needs to be knocked up, he’d get spoiled and spoil his kid."

"Look at this pathetic wet man who looks submissive and breedable. His dog’s name is Beef and he is a little fat man. Flambae sung a song called I’m a Bitch with the lyrics starting with “I’m a Bitch, My name’s Robert”."

"AGGGHHH have you SEEN the man? He’s so buff but also lanky, and his employees are all basically his toxic polycule and would burst out laughing the moment they learned of this news. In the actual context of the story/game the very concept of this man being pregnant would do nothing but add to his character’s complexity, and iconicness. (If you haven’t played/watched a play though of this game I highly reccomend it). Legit frothing at the mouth and freaking out over this man being pregnant AAAAJGHHJJ"

"Practically everyone in this game wants him and it would be really really funny if the super hero office comedy game turned into Mamma Mia 3."

"I don’t have a solid reason but I just think that he should be, it would benefit him. Plus with someone else to take care of he can’t neglect himself anymore."

"His dead eyes and autistic swag has captivated me."

"Continue the mecha man bloodline. 🥹🥹"

"It would be funny as hell."

"I mean look at him.

He's objectively sad

Daddy issues

A whole team of people to get him pregnant

Good dog dad

Chase needs a nephew to spoil (see Beef the dog)"

[Professor X]

"Charles Xavier funds his own school that's dedicated to helping special children that he is very involved with and considered his family. He's super rich so he can give a child anything they might need. Also he's paraplegic so he wouldn't even be able to feel the pain of giving birth."

"He is meant to have baby mutants."