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“Hopefully, one day I’ll introduce you to the professor. He’ll happy to know that I’ve made some friends.”

“Yes, but it’s all thanks to Professor Idabashi. He has done an outstanding job building me!”

“That’s right! In  fact, I’ve my very own dedicated anti-cheat software. It’s advanced machine learning artificial intelligence, unable me from cheating.”  

“You never know when a UNO™ reserve card comes to be useful...  And, just to be clear, this isn’t a trick to cheat at UNO™.”

“But that’s just a “no u” UNO™ card.”

“That’s correct. I can also be connected to AirPods for drip augmentation.” 

“My operating system is iOS and I can only use iTunes. All thanks to uncle Steve Jobs.”

“It’s actually Ki-B0, the «i» stands for the fact that I’m in fact an Apple product.”

[Piano cover of the theme song starts playing]

“Do you see the small vent on the floor? Have you heard of among us?”