you are my beautiful macaroni

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

guy who really likes bagels: hmmm... i bagely remember that...

nobody has ever taken a picture of a bird before. it isn't possible.

Yeah okay there are like 11 species of heron native to the USA and yes fine I’ve only managed to spot 10 of those species. You might think I’m bitter about that one species evading me but I’m not. I’m actually the Least Bittern person about it in the entire world

im not the same person i was when I pulled that meat out of the freezer this morning. I've changed. i don't have that in me anymore. ive moved on

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

incredibly pleased that everyone is following the instructions i forgot to give and reblogging to explain their choice in the tags 🙏 more of that please i want to know about your ocs and also i love you

your honor, in my defense: who cares like omfggggggggg who cares???????????? like. come On