Static

you don’t hate winter, you hate living an atomized existence where you get up and go to your shitty job rather than sit inside under a fire with your kin telling stories, eating, and playing

No, I hate winter because I work outside in it for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week.

Gaius: Nero, can we talk about the email you sent out to the entire legion? Nero: It was a critical update. Gaius: It just says “I’m back on my bullshit”. Nero: People need to know.

He stops and looks both ways?!?

imagine waking up and u found out the Game Grumps got killed by crips

#this isn't even because he's a crocodile man #this is just what applying for jobs is like (via @architeuthisducks-blog​)

viva la vida defined 2008 I don’t remember anything else and I refuse to

There was a financial crisis

sorry bro can’t hear you i think st peter is calling my name