This past Friday, I (M, ̶̽ĢĢĢĢĶĶĢØĢ̢̧̫̫̻̔ĶĶ̨̣ĶĢŗĢ Ģ·Ģ½Ģ̾ĢĢæĢĶĶĢĢĢĢĢĶĢĢ©ĶĢ Ģ¦ĢĶĢĢ̫̔ĢĶĶ ) was at home when the President of the United States (M, >35) deployed a nuclear bomby-wom with the intent to destroy me. I redirected the nuke for my own self preservation, and in the process, pushed it through a dimensional gateway into Moscow, obliterating it in the process. AITA?
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NTA. Your house, your rules, man.
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NTA. It was self defense. Also didnāt the President enter your home without a warrant? Thatās mega sus. Def NTA
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NTA. See folks, this is what America has come to. What the world has come to. Aināt it a shame.
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NTA. u/SingAlongPokey literally sent a meteor to a small town. Canāt be worse than that lmao
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| Didnt you literally try to tear a family apart
| at your personal amusement park?
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| Tasty too tbh. Yum yum.
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NTA. Fuck Moscow. Fuck āem straight to hell
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| Hey, at least they arenāt Cl*vesdale.
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Wtf I literally predicted this exact scenario 20 years ago????
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u/notaPEIP are you seeing this?
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