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…when you decided to wear hot pants and crop top…

Oh no, I better get out of here

Naoto - will probably make a clothes line for babies/kids just because of your little one - if it’s a boy he will wear matching outfits, if it’s a girl he will buy matching outfits for mommy and the baby - will go on playdates with the babies from other Exile Members   - can be strict about your kids shedule

Naoki - sometimes he is more the mom than you are - loves to spend time alone with his kids (mommy can get some time-out like this) - will dance with them, with their feet on top on his - when your little one is born you will find him laying on the sofa/bed with naked baby sleeping on his chest (skin to skin contact is important for newborns)

Ryuji - will carry the baby in a babywrap around - he’s definitly gonna change diapers and you will probably own some photos of him getting peed on by your little one - will sing your little one to sleep if he has time - is gonna sing baby shark everywhere and dance to it

Elly - NEVER changes diapers (he won’t even know which part is front and which is back of a diaper) - will ask Likiya to babysit, if mommy and dad want a date night - his phone will be littered with baby games and he will always play them with your little ones (the screen is probably cracked from your little one throwing it) - will try to teach his kids dancing

Omi - will love to play football with them and let them win - prefers if you sing with your little one, but if your little one will ask, he will sing with them - your kids will always be perfect styled, sometimes they will look like Omi’s mini-me - he will get out his old hairdressing skills and cut his kids hair

Gun - will like to spoil his kids - can be strict if needed - your little one will love to style dads hair or do his nails - super supportive for anything your kid want to do

Kenjiro - will take your little one to fishing - a lot of crazy playtime in the living room - always ready to embarass your little one - the dorky dad 

Yuta - probably gonna keep some kids clothes and sew a blanket out of it - will do flips and stuff like a dog for your kids - totally into any sports his kids want to do - would definitly teach them dancing

Alan - strict parent - may be strict, but also enjoys embarrassing the kids - if your kids don’t want to eat something, no problem, lets eat something else - takes his kid to the gym and lets them run around the track while he lifts weights

Mandy - singing contests with dad (till mommy gets annoyed) - they will probably own “Hello mandy” stuffed toys - no secrets allowed with dad - will be really afraid that his kids will get bullied in school - always gonna do “the airplane” or “the train” when feeding your baby

Hayato - always manages to cheer up your kids, when they feel down - knows all popular kids dances - will freak out (in a positive way) the first time your little one says dad - will build pillow fortresses in the living room with your kids

Reo - the serious dad, no one wants to mess with - your kids friends will be afraid of him - is actually pretty chill - definitly will try to teach his kids dancing (speciality on krump) - will be insecure about holding your little one as newborn (but no way he’s gonna show that)

Ryuto - super protective of his kids - tries to be a cool dad, but totally fails at - endless piggyback rides with dad (or till his hips hurt too much) - workout playdates with Alan (or other Tribe members)